# The master band list **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687 "2001-08-02T20:10:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/21 "2001-08-03T16:05:10Z")
[The Screaming Nut Clusters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80293) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/22 "2001-08-03T16:14:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*[Cuntfunnel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80074) \*\* I’m glad you liked that. I’m rather fond of it myself. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/23 "2001-08-03T16:22:46Z")
**Load Hugger** ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/24 "2001-08-03T17:38:19Z")
_I’m doing my best to keep up this thread_… [The PC Goosesteppers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1483335#post1483335) ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/25 "2001-08-03T18:23:13Z")
[**Possum Head**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80401) ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/26 "2001-08-03T21:18:58Z")
Courtesy of **oldscratch** in the [Bad Christian Bumper Stickers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39765) thread: **Soiled Budgies** ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/27 "2001-08-05T01:24:59Z")
**[Triplet Vixens](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80335&pagenumber=3)** and from the same thread … **Prosthetic Penile Implant** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/28 "2001-08-05T01:30:02Z")
Not just the same thread, Jack, the same post! [sub]And I know why? Why, you ask, do I know? Because I wrote it! MEEEE! I put this in subs b/c I didn’t want to seem . . . well, like I do now that you’ve read this:D[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/29 "2001-08-05T01:37:00Z")
Then you’ll no doubt notice how I screwed up your band name, which should be … **Prosthetic Penil _Attachment_** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/30 "2001-08-05T01:55:21Z")
Hey, they both make good names! If the Sex Pistols ever came back, they could admit their inferiority to the older product and call themselves “Sexually Liberal People”. [sub]Okay, okay, it was a stretch . . . [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/31 "2001-08-05T05:33:53Z")
I have some from work: **BullShit Down** also: **Inch Control and the Blower Motors** ---
**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/32 "2001-08-05T11:25:03Z")
How about **Qadgop and the Mercotans**? With apologies to the good doctor. When I first saw his username, I could not figure out for the life of me where I’d heard it since I haven’t read any Smith since before I could vote. I thought maybe it was some obscure song reference, but I couldn’t figure out what it was. Then he gave it up in the “where’d your handle come from thread” and the lightbulb went off in my mind. I still think it’s a great band name. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/33 "2001-08-07T16:20:46Z")
[Prick Mob](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80832) ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/34 "2001-08-08T16:07:07Z")
[Prehensile Rectum](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80275) ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/35 "2001-08-08T16:13:23Z")
From [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80931&pagenumber=1): Magical Sucking Foreskin and the Federal Sex Police And [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80749) we find Loyal Attack Dopers. Finally, don’t miss your chance to hear the [Dumbass Mink Liberators](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81007)! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/36 "2001-08-08T16:37:00Z")
Relax to the easy listening slyle of [Fuck Off Mom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81057) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/37 "2001-08-08T16:38:58Z")
**The Sock Monkey Clan** , from this thread. (Which I previous mentioned in [another band name thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47315).) ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/38 "2001-08-08T16:41:34Z")
Hey, I got one in! Thanks **Phil** 🙂 This one is from a long time ago, in a thread far far away: [Neon Jesus Cuckoo Clock](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21376) And from the same thread that gave us “Federal Poop Registry”, I kinda liked **Drive-by Turd Attack** , even though it was my own. And one from a couple of unrelated conversations with **Valkyrie** : **Smokin’ Eyeball and the Kosher Dill Cocktail Midgets**. **jr8** : I read Tony Millionaire’s **Maakies** , so “Sock Monkey Clan” is ultracool in my book. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/39 "2001-08-08T17:01:37Z")
[Twatwhistle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80644) Short and sweet… erm:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/40 "2001-08-08T17:27:19Z")
I absolutely will not link to the thread to which I refer here; if you need to see it simply look up any and all posts by **BronzeLion** in the Pit. But I gotta say **Hot Lunchtime Chunga-Chunga** deserves a place in this list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687.md?page=3)