# The master band list **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687 "2001-08-02T20:10:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/41 "2001-08-08T17:29:28Z")
Thanks to **nerv** in [this retarded thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80931&pagenumber=2) (which, incidentally, I can’t get enough of), we have … **The Assgasketts** and **Slightly Unhygienic Nigel** ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/42 "2001-08-08T17:31:05Z")
You wanted the best and you got 'em … The hottest band in the land … **The Simulposts** ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/43 "2001-08-08T20:39:14Z")
**[Hitler and the Nine Planets](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48799)** ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/44 "2001-08-09T07:04:52Z")
[**Undulating Tramp**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=77019) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/45 "2001-08-09T16:18:20Z")
[The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81141) ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/46 "2001-08-09T18:58:45Z")
[Jack Russell Terrorist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81182) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/47 "2001-08-09T20:51:56Z")
[The Meat Diapers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39016) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/48 "2001-08-09T21:01:54Z")
[Weird Sisters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80464), at **Jomo Mojo** ’s suggestion. ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/49 "2001-08-09T21:26:51Z")
[Special Underpants from America](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81229) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/50 "2001-08-10T00:14:49Z")
Jeff’s Eyemouth Inspired by a dopefest (“Come meet Anniz!”, in case you were wondering). ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/51 "2001-08-10T01:26:03Z")
Although I never mentioned it on the boards, I want to contribute the name “Watching the fat grow harder”. I know, I broke the rules, but I just HAD to mention it! Next time, I’ll follow the rules. I promise 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/52 "2001-08-12T02:09:21Z")
[Machine-Gun Ass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80275) Yeah, shameless self-promotion. But, if one is going to self-promote they might as well do it shamelessley! ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/53 "2001-08-13T17:39:55Z")
From Scylla’s “Ball-Shaving Accident” thread: Scrotal Slice Crotchfunk Pile of Ball-Skin …although the title of the thread itself is a good one too. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/54 "2001-08-13T17:47:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\*From Scylla’s “Ball-Shaving Accident” thread: > > Scrotal Slice > Crotchfunk > Pile of Ball-Skin > > …although the title of the thread itself is a good one too. \*\* Woo-hoo. Two of those three are mine. Something tells me that thread will generate a few more before it falls off the first page. I wish I could find a link to a text version of Jello Biafra’s “Names for Bands” piece off his spoken-word disc _No More Cocoons_. It was a classic, but the only ones I can remember are Janitors of Lunacy and Mondale! ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/55 "2001-08-14T04:47:53Z")
Also from Scylla’s thread: **Scrotum Scraping** ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/56 "2001-08-14T05:23:31Z")
I still have fond memories of **JungleFuck-a-Go-Go** ala **Coldie** from many moons ago. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/57 "2001-08-14T08:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pcubed \* > \*\*I wish I could find a link to a text version of Jello Biafra’s “Names for Bands” piece off his spoken-word disc _No More Cocoons_. It was a classic, but the only ones I can remember are Janitors of Lunacy and Mondale! \*\* I saw him do that bit live. As I recall, he thought **Mondale** would be the perfect name for a heavy metal band. Very cool. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/58 "2001-08-15T04:44:59Z")
You all can keep your suggestions, I already know what my band name is going to be: Ends in gry It’s so simple, and yet, it says so much. Excuse me, I need a kleenex, I’m tearing up. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/59 "2001-08-15T21:13:30Z")
Two of my all-time favorites are from **Mnementh’s** thread, [Secret Manifesto of Canada…Exposed!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68224) … **The Flying Beaver Missiles** … and **Frigid Ferret Fornicators** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/60 "2001-08-15T22:38:31Z")
Diaper Bruchetta, Positrack & the Skid Marks, The Watch-Fixing Penises and The Velcro Crotches. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687.md?page=4)