# The master band list **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687 "2001-08-02T20:10:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/61 "2001-08-21T12:51:51Z")
[Frozen Kilimanjaro Leopard](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1530477#post1530477) ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/62 "2001-08-21T13:10:10Z")
I know, it’s wussy to use something I wrote, but [The Velveteen Rub](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81496) just sounds so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD to say. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/63 "2001-08-21T19:32:16Z")
To give a newbie due credit, **thudfactor** picked a good one for his first thread title: [Ritualistic Cat Sacrifice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82982) It’s almost as good as “Cats Laughing”. ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/64 "2001-08-21T20:55:10Z")
[Police-Impersonating Syphilitic Dick Weasel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82749) Rolls right off the tongue… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/65 "2001-08-22T15:42:31Z")
Ninja Shoes Stinky Paws Little Ferret(s) Manhattan (What’s that, there’s already a group named Manhattan…never mind 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/66 "2001-08-24T20:18:11Z")
All hail **Scylla** for [providing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82987)… **Yak Briss** [sup]just about enough time spent on that farm, huh?[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/67 "2001-08-26T06:56:39Z")
Apparently, she’s hooked up with a band. [Alanis Morissette and The Gay Dislaimers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83749) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/68 "2001-08-28T07:30:42Z")
**Slappity Slap Slap Slap!** -My inspiration: [http://www.brunching.com/selfmade/selfmade-supernova.html](http://www.brunching.com/selfmade/selfmade-supernova.html) **Free the Earth Six Billion!** -Another Derleth original **Blitch-O-Vision** -A Derleth original originally found here: [http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000282-2.html](http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000282-2.html) **Bohemian Raspberry** and **The Canter of West Isling** and **Hoodah hoodah doodah!** and **Notorious IBM** (aka Big Blue in the NYC) -All originals spewed forth here: [http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000282.html](http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000282.html) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/69 "2001-08-28T13:29:23Z")
[**Fucknugget Liberation Army**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83871) ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/70 "2001-08-28T23:37:34Z")
[**Dictator Butter Bars**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1555126#post1555126) ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/71 "2001-08-30T08:02:50Z")
Necrotic Dildoes. Inspired by **KKBattousai**. Credit where credit’s due… ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/72 "2001-08-30T12:48:08Z")
Synchronized Seppuku The Brando Homunculus Asphalt Anus Tits of Doom ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/73 "2001-08-31T23:10:30Z")
I came up with one a few weeks ago that wasn’t inspired by the boards, but rather a rerun of a Voyager episode where The Doctor[sup]TM[/sup] is giving a visual tour of the Vulcan reproductive system: **Spock Nutz**. ---
**Author:** ![pegleg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@pegleg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pegleg)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/74 "2001-09-01T01:10:49Z")
How about some oldies??? Scab & The Bandaids Bolt Upright & the Erections ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/75 "2001-09-03T10:42:23Z")
Courtesy of **pcubed** : [Tripe Volcano](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82901). ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/76 "2001-09-03T18:51:29Z")
[Technicolor Shitstain](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?postid=1573925#post1573925) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/77 "2001-09-05T20:11:37Z")
[The Lunar Raccoons](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=85424) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/78 "2001-09-05T20:47:03Z")
Brass Ear & the Twins? ha. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/79 "2001-09-06T22:52:01Z")
[Coke-a-Licious Panties](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1583410#post1583410) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/80 "2001-09-07T23:54:58Z")
I have no idea what thread it was in, but I used – and found myself quite fond of – the phrase **Facetious Invective.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687.md?page=5)