# The Mate Dope

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 8, 1999, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345 "1999-10-08T20:18:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/61 "1999-10-13T05:35:00Z")

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SanibelMan: That rules with a yardstick! Metric, even!

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**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/62 "1999-10-13T06:13:00Z")

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I’ve gotten exactly two flirts so far, immediately after I placed my pic on the TM site. Of course, this means I can’t miss this opportunity to post [another link to my profile](http://www.fathom.org/teemingmillions/profiles/auraseer.html).

As for off-board communications, I’m AuraSeer on both AIM and Yahoo! Pager. And if any of you regs are in the St. Louis area, drop me a line and I’ll buy you lunch. =B^)

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Laugh hard; it’s a long way to the bank.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/63 "1999-10-13T13:34:00Z")

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Hey! I love email! Send me some! I’m [Mrstrag767@aol.com](mailto:Mrstrag767@aol.com).

And yes, ChrisCTP is the sweetie of the SDMB. She’s IM’d a few times, to checkon me, the baby, and generally brighten my day. It is very much appreciated. 🙂

I got a flirty email from someone here once, too, in response to a post I’d put in the older women/younger men thread. He asked if I was married. Well, in my post, I did happen to mention that my husband is 6 years older than me. :::scratching head in puzzlement:::

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/64 "1999-10-13T16:24:00Z")

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> I’ve gotten exactly two flirts so far, immediately after I placed my pic on the TM site. Of course, this means I can’t miss this opportunity to post another link to my profile.

## DAAAAAAAMN! What a babe!

\>^,^\<  
KITTEN  
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/65 "1999-10-13T16:32:00Z")

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To date, I receive lots of emails concerning the martial arts (I would say 60% of them were “Which martial art should I take?”, probably 30% were “Tips for self defense/fighting”, at the last 10% are flames “Hey loser, learn a real martial art like Tae Bo” 🙂 ). Of course, not all of them necessarily come from people who see my postings here. I use [leontheneon@yahoo.com](mailto:leontheneon@yahoo.com) lots of different places.

I also get emails asking if my company is hiring any new game developers/artists (answer: No, not right now, but if you send me your resume I will keep it until we are).

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What more could you expect from somebody who lets people kick him to the head?

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/66 "1999-10-14T19:39:00Z")

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email me anytime…

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/67 "1999-10-14T20:13:00Z")

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SanibelMan, I love that story! Ike and I were talking about Board Members last night and I said, in loud ringing tones, “Well, I like Satan, but he does curse a lot!”

That got odd looks, even in New York.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/68 "1999-10-14T22:50:00Z")

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Flora: I didn’t know you fuckin’ liked me!

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mate-dope/9345/69 "1999-10-15T01:16:00Z")

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Guys with beards seem to be doing okay out of this thread! I wonder what the deal is there…

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“Waheeey! ‘Duck!’ Get it?”  
“Errr… No…”  
“Duck! Sounds almost exactly like fu-”

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