The May 2024 Reader's Digest will be its last issue in the U.K

My mother subscribed to this when I was a child, and I avidly read every issue that I could get my hands on. The quality wasn’t always top-notch (most of the jokes fell a little flat), but it had some pretty riveting stories and occasionally even tugged my heartstrings just a little.

I never picked up on the conservative slant (in 80’s Hawaii, the three levels of edge were family-friendly, Frank DeLima, and very, very gross porn). Looking back on it, yeah, it was definitely on the conservative side, and the vast majority of takes were from a pretty specific worldview (read: whiter than a bag of marshmallows dipped in flour in the middle of a snow field). There were certain times I found a certain character annoying or off-putting and couldn’t quite explain why, which speaks to how much the overall mindset of the magazine’s publishers differed from my own.

Whatever, it kept my mind occupied during those endless pre-Internet summers. Life goes on.

In British Reader’s Digest, it was always I Am John’s Liver.

I like getting takeout from Long John’s Liver.

oh and they hated unions too … every issue or two had some story about how unions were nothing but fronts for organized crime …

It seems they never got around to doing I am John’s Left Nut, though I think they did do I Am John’s Prostate

I’ve never read the UK one but my girlfriend’s (in the 2000s) mum used to have US readers digests in the bathroom and I thought they were really abhorrent

They were like 2/3 “grandmas lemonade recipes your grandkids will love” and then 1/3 horrible scare stories “lock your backdoor or illegal immigrants will kill your family!”.

Most of the articles were syndicated around the various world editions of RD, so I expect we got much of the same stuff.
My uncle got given a bunch of copies from time to time, and eventually they got passed on to me. I never bought it, and neither did he (which I suspect is part of the reason why it’s ceasing publication.
My mother worked for British RD shortly after the war (I think it was one of her first jobs) and she never had a good word for them.

They actually did! Only they called it, “I Am Joe’s Man Gland.”

Great title, as it got me to read the article. But as I read it when I was about 13 or so, my reaction was “Holy shit, they never taught us that in health class!”

I must have missed that (unless the British edn opted not to carry it).

They had a horrible story about a guy who was hiking with his cousin. He was attacked by two guys, who then also framed him for rape (and murder?) of his cousin.

I Googled that phrase, and the first thing I got was this. TL : DR - it’s about the prostate.