# The Men of The Straight Dope

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 18, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397 "2001-04-18T04:53:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/21 "2001-04-18T22:38:05Z")

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Hmmm obviously none of the men that have posted here are the ones Venus considers to be hot, or she would have spoken to us…oh well…:crawls back into the woodwork again:

Keith

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/22 "2001-04-18T23:07:04Z")

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Just thought I’d pop in to see if I can’t get my ego stroked a bit.

Have you made it through the C’s yet?  
BTW - Cool email addy. 😉

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/23 "2001-04-18T23:12:37Z")

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I’ll stroke your… _ego_ anytime, Crunchy. 😉 Yes, you’re hot.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/24 "2001-04-18T23:20:55Z")

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Yeah! It’s way fun to do that. I’m pretty new to the SDMB, but man, as soon as I knew I could see some of the people who posted, I flew to the People Pages. It’s great to be able to put faces with names.

There are a lot of way cute Doper Dudes, for sure. I gotta admit, though, that my personal fave is **Grok** , but I guess I’m biased. 😃

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/25 "2001-04-18T23:22:50Z")

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Yeah, the men here are seriously hot. But you know what the best part is? They’re incredibly intelligent, hilariously funny and heart warmingly caring. And _that’s_ sssssexy!!

[sup]Crunchy, m’dear! Great to have you back![/sup]

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/26 "2001-04-19T02:23:50Z")

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Isn’t that just like me, I always seem to scare off the women…oh well, I guess I just have to keep trying! 😉

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/27 "2001-04-19T02:30:43Z")

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Damn, I haven’t posted in a while, and it appears now I’m rusty…

**VenusGirlTrap** - it is widely known around here that I screen the newbies. Since you mentioned having pics, it is my duty to inform you that you must send to me as many nekkid pix of yourself as you may have.

Those are the rules. Failure to abide by these rules will result in your, um… Well, if you don’t comply, you leave me no choice but to, uh…

Aw hell, just send the pix, alright?

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**Author:** ![VenusGirlTrap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/58956e/32.png) [@VenusGirlTrap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusGirlTrap)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/28 "2001-04-19T02:44:43Z")

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Nobody scared me away, I was at school. And yes you are ALL hot. 😉 I have school on the 25th, so I won’t be able to make Santa Monica, but possibly next time! And just remember I have AIM and am always bored!

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/29 "2001-04-19T05:12:41Z")

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Where does 30 miles north of LA put you?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/30 "2001-04-19T05:58:44Z")

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I’d like to announce, on behalf of VGT, that her web page is up:

[http://www.angelfire.com/ca7/calisteph6/steph.html](http://www.angelfire.com/ca7/calisteph6/steph.html)

Check your tongue and chin at the door.

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/31 "2001-04-19T06:03:35Z")

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_pokes head in to ad8 a hearty ‘pppurrow’ and ‘HUBBA HUBBA’ at the men before slinking out again_

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/32 "2001-04-19T06:05:15Z")

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damned drunken fingers…type what I mean! (ad8 should have read “add”)

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**Author:** ![VenusGirlTrap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/58956e/32.png) [@VenusGirlTrap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusGirlTrap)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/33 "2001-04-19T06:14:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Monster104 \*  
> \*\*Where does 30 miles north of LA put you? \*\*

Valencia.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/34 "2001-04-19T06:22:01Z")

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Oh, duh, there’s tons of hot male Dopers. Why do you think I keep posting? It’s not like there’s anything intellectual going on over here. 😃  
[sub]Hey KKBattousai, how _you_ doin’?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/35 "2001-04-19T06:34:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pipefitter \*  
> **Isn’t that just like me, I always seem to scare off the women…**

Dude, you nick is **pipefitter**!! :eek: If I was a girl that would scare the hell out of me too!

And, **Crunchy** it’s really cool that you’re still around and all but, um, don’t you have a book to write or something?

And **Audrey** , I’m having troubles, actually. I have this itch that I just can’t scratch. Think you can help me with that?

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/36 "2001-04-19T07:00:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> \*\*And **Audrey** , I’m having troubles, actually. I have this itch that I just can’t scratch. Think you can help me with that? \*\*

Oh, trust me, I _know_ I can help you with that. 😉

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/37 "2001-04-20T04:49:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> **And, Crunchy it’s really cool that you’re still around and all but, um, don’t you have a book to write or something?**

Can’t write the book from work. I can’t get into a stroyline and have to cut off my train of thought to answer the phone cuz this stupid work crap keeps getting in the way. Quick posts are ok, but I can’t get into the intracasies of a novel and work at the same time.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/38 "2001-04-20T09:48:16Z")

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Insert gratuitous compliment-fishing here.

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**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/39 "2001-04-20T13:15:23Z")

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How long does it take to get on the People Pages? I sent in my pic a couple days ago?

VGT: what does AIM stand for?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-men-of-the-straight-dope/62397/40 "2001-04-20T13:46:15Z")

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tclouie: Shayna does periodic updates. The last one was in late March, if memory serves. And you could always gets a free webpage from angelfire or geocities or something.

AIM=AOL Instant Messager.

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