# The middle fecking east. (this will get me hated by all liberal hippie types) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 21, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575 "2003-05-21T15:28:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Arfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/57b2e6/32.png) [@Arfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arfur)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/1 "2003-05-21T15:28:29Z")
:smack: Ok, terrorism isn’t going away. For whatever reason/fault these fellow earth inhabitants hate us, and most of the people in the region would like us to cook on a hibatchi, SLOWLY… Now how about a soulution. One that works. A) seal our borders, warn the Uk, and Aussies, Spanish, and Pols…Then unleash a bio attack like the world has never seen before on the region. Killing our enemies. B) Move the Jews to Jersey, Nuke the entire middle east, and make the French drill for oil in radiation suits… I am sick of hearing about 19yr old girls with bombs strapped to them, lets save them the time and blow them up first. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/2 "2003-05-21T15:30:41Z")
Hey look, I’m not even a hippie type and I’m giving you a: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/3 "2003-05-21T15:33:39Z")
You fucking muppet. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/4 "2003-05-21T15:35:00Z")
Conservative hippie checking in… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/5 "2003-05-21T15:36:48Z")
And perhaps a few middle fecking easterners, too. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/6 "2003-05-21T15:37:40Z")
Oh god, school out and the morons are at flood stage. Batten down the hatches!! To the OP: you’re an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Arfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/57b2e6/32.png) [@Arfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arfur)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/7 "2003-05-21T15:39:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > \*\*Oh god, school out and the morons are at flood stage. Batten down the hatches!! > > To the OP: you’re an idiot. \*\* Relax, it took ya’ll about 5 minutes… All this post is, is a representation of my frustration. What do YOU suggest??? 😕 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/8 "2003-05-21T15:40:01Z")
Eh, this liberal hippie type thinks you aren’t worth the effort to hate. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/9 "2003-05-21T15:40:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arfur \* > \*\*((snip)Now how about a soulution. One that works. > A) seal our borders, warn the Uk, and Aussies, Spanish, and Pols…Then unleash a bio attack like the world has never seen before on the region. Killing our enemies. > > B) Move the Jews to Jersey, Nuke the entire middle east, and make the French drill for oil in radiation suits… > : \*\* good to see that you’ve decided to not limit yourself to merely offending liberals and hippies. of course, urging the use of bio and nuclear weapons on civilian populations is ironic given the US stated concerns re SH prior to the invasion of Iraq. ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/10 "2003-05-21T15:42:44Z")
You forgot to warn the Italians, kid. :smack: Give the Poles their “e” back. ---
**Author:** ![Arfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/57b2e6/32.png) [@Arfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arfur)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/11 "2003-05-21T15:43:01Z")
Ok, carpet bomb them into the ground… Once again. What do you suggest? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/12 "2003-05-21T15:43:37Z")
The sad thing about this post is that it just isn’t funny, which I guess was its original intention. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/13 "2003-05-21T15:44:20Z")
> [@](#): > > What do YOU suggest??? Not being a [troll](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtroll.html) would be a good start. ---
**Author:** ![Arfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/57b2e6/32.png) [@Arfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arfur)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/14 "2003-05-21T15:45:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arfur \* > \*\*Relax, it took ya’ll about 5 minutes… All this post is, is a representation of my frustration. > What do YOU suggest??? 😕 😃 \*\* No it wasnt meant to be funny.:mad: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/15 "2003-05-21T15:46:46Z")
Pols? What the hell are Pols? You probably mean the _Poles_, dumbass. What a fucking moron. **Arfur** , tell me, do Mommy and Daddy know that you are playing on their computer? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/16 "2003-05-21T15:54:02Z")
I suggest, and follow me, hunting down the terrorists and punishing them (if they get killed in that process so be it), and leaving the innocent Middle Easterners, of which there are millions, to live their lives and rebuild their countries. Also, stricter VISA qualifications and verifications. ---
**Author:** ![Arfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/57b2e6/32.png) [@Arfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arfur)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/17 "2003-05-21T15:59:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Pols? What the hell are Pols? > > You probably mean the _Poles_, dumbass. > > What a fucking moron. **Arfur** , tell me, do Mommy and Daddy know that you are playing on their computer? \*\* Big deal, dropped an “e”, sorry polskas. Guinatasia, people who attack others in such a way you just did, probably are quite insecure, and unable to express themselves properly, moron. Tighter borders would help. I am more worried about the damn ocean containers, and what they could contain. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/18 "2003-05-21T16:00:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arfur \* > \*\*:smack: > Ok, terrorism isn’t going away. For whatever reason/fault these fellow earth inhabitants hate us, and most of the people in the region would like us to cook on a hibatchi, SLOWLY… > > Now how about a soulution. One that works. > A) seal our borders, warn the Uk, and Aussies, Spanish, and Pols…Then unleash a bio attack like the world has never seen before on the region. Killing our enemies. > > B) Move the Jews to Jersey, Nuke the entire middle east, and make the French drill for oil in radiation suits… > > I am sick of hearing about 19yr old girls with bombs strapped to them, lets save them the time and blow them up first. > :dubious: \*\* Hey, look everyone! Somebody put a brain-diseased monkey infront of a keyboard! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/19 "2003-05-21T16:01:42Z")
Whoa-attack people like I did? Dude, I’m not the one who wants to nuke the entire world outside of the US! And you think _I_ have issues? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575/20 "2003-05-21T16:02:47Z")
Boy, you’re a genius. Why hasn’t anyone with the actual power to make this happen thought of this yet? While we’re at it, we should nuke all of Asia. Those people can’t be trusted. After all, they eat babies. And how about Africa? The only news I ever hear coming out of that continent is “Evil dictator”-this, and “AIDS”-that. And in case your fifth-grade teacher hasn’t taught you what sarcasm is, that was it. I’m am most definitely not a liberal hippie, but you are a total jackass. If we did what you suggest, how would that make us any better than these terrorist-types you’re angry at? > [@](#): > > Ok, terrorism isn’t going away. You sound like quite the advocate for terrorism, actually. I understand your frustration of the current situation, but c’mon already. This isn’t a homogenized world we live in. We could “nuke the entire middle east” as you suggest, and move on to the next enemy and destroy him too, and so on and so forth. But you know what? There will always be a new enemy emerging somewhere. And eventually you’d probably end up on the ugly end of one of those nukes. We’ve got enemies, they’ve got enemies. We’ve got points, they’ve got points. The only really evil ones are the ones killing innocents. We nuke the whole lot of them, and we become the evil ones. Baby with the bathwater and all that jazz. Happy [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-middle-fecking-east-this-will-get-me-hated-by-all-liberal-hippie-types/176575.md?page=2)