I believe that the Arisians will do their best to prove you wrong.
and damn you for getting to that joke first. Where is Qadgop?
NEWSFLASH - 4-billion AD: In an incredible cascade of bad luck, all the stars of the Milky Way collided with those of Andromeda.
Blippy Blurppo, a sandworm from Betelgeuse reported, “it was like watching Minnesota Fats hard break a rack of billiard balls. Stars were flying every which way!”
Our away team, who’ve been anal probing humans since they climbed down from trees (and who remarkably haven’t evolved for 4 billion years, except for losing their little toes and appendixes) reports that Earth ricocheted off Uranus and is heading toward Tadpole galaxy.
Slithering on the hull, natrally! 