# The Millionth Post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633 "2001-01-24T23:12:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![urlnotfound](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@urlnotfound](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urlnotfound)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/1 "2001-01-24T23:12:05Z")
This will probably get me banned but what the fuck! There were 996,108 posts on the SDMB when I logged in today. Should there be some sort of prize for the millionth poster? If so, what should it be? ---
**Author:** ![urlnotfound](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@urlnotfound](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urlnotfound)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/2 "2001-01-24T23:14:05Z")
Do not reply to this! It is a gag. Get over it. Move on. Use the search to find out that this has been discussed over and over. Newbies beware! Silver Fire is a Bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/3 "2001-01-24T23:16:24Z")
Awww… You say the _sweetest_ things! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/4 "2001-01-24T23:17:00Z")
Count down to lock and ban. **5** … **4** … **3** … ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/5 "2001-01-24T23:17:12Z")
I’ll be sure to piss on the burning effigy at your banning party. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/6 "2001-01-24T23:18:30Z")
Hi Silver Fire! How’s it going? Say, what’s that strange buzzing noise I hear? Ah well, couldn’t be anything important… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/7 "2001-01-24T23:19:20Z")
Oh look. There’s my posse now. Attention urlnotfound: You are a pathetic ass goblin. You will soon (if there is a god in heaven (or a TubaDiva here on earth)) be banned. Have fun, fuck head. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/8 "2001-01-24T23:19:30Z")
And I’ll crap on the smoldering ashes. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/9 "2001-01-24T23:22:36Z")
I hate cliques. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/10 "2001-01-24T23:25:06Z")
Shhh, don’t say “posse”. It’s a bad word! Just some people who like you, that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/11 "2001-01-24T23:25:26Z")
I love 'em! Elitist? Damn right. Hey, Anamorphic! It’s goin’. I’d ask you how you’ve been, but you probably won’t get a chance to answer me in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-millionth-post/51633/12 "2001-01-24T23:28:23Z")
urlnotfound. Heh, how prophetic. Goodbye asshole, our administrators will be with you shortly.