# The Milwaukee Brewers better win tonight! (extra lame)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 10, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601 "2009-07-10T19:49:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/1 "2009-07-10T19:49:08Z")

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My son is taking me to the game tonight. He’s picking me up in about 2 hours. We’re going to tailgate, cook some burgers, drink some beer, and then go in and see the game.

Believe it or not it’s the first one I’ve been to all season.

**AND THEY BETTER FUCKING WIN!**

Or I’ll be quite disappointed!☹

That is all.

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**Author:** ![vinniepaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b4bc9f/32.png) [@vinniepaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vinniepaz)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/2 "2009-07-10T19:51:05Z")

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Uh, worst pit thread ever??

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/3 "2009-07-10T20:06:21Z")

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**VinniePaz** must be a Dodgers fan.

Go BrewCrew!

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/4 "2009-07-10T20:21:09Z")

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> [@vinniepaz](#):
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> Uh, worst pit thread ever??

Extra lame, yes. Worst ever? Hell, NO!

Hey, I’m paying for that freaking stadium. The least they can do is win the one time this year I’m there!!!

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/5 "2009-07-10T20:36:59Z")

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I pit the OP for tailgating and not grilling brats.

For shame!!

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/6 "2009-07-10T20:39:19Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> I pit the OP for tailgating and not grilling brats.
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> For shame!!

We will be. I just won’t be eating them. I don’t eat no dirty pig. What the boy does is his business.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/7 "2009-07-10T20:39:27Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> \*\* Milwaukee Brewers\*\*

Milwaukee Brewers?  
What happened to the Milwaukee Braves?  
I saw _them_ play once.  
They won!

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/8 "2009-07-10T20:43:20Z")

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We established at lunch today that every Brewers game my coworker attended was won. I think she’s planning on going tonight, though, so you may be in luck!

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/9 "2009-07-10T21:23:39Z")

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Moved from The BBQ Pit to The Game Room.

**Gfactor**  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/10 "2009-07-10T21:31:28Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> Moved from The BBQ Pit to The Game Room.
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> **Gfactor**  
> Pit Moderator

Really?

How many bold lettered extra large fucks can a guy post and stay out of the pit?

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/11 "2009-07-10T21:33:38Z")

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AFAIK there’s no rule against using “fuck” outside of the Pit.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/12 "2009-07-10T21:36:47Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> We will be. I just won’t be eating them.

And you call yourself a Brewers fan. I say “Good day” to you sir! I say “Good day”!

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/13 "2009-07-10T21:40:22Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> And you call yourself a Brewers fan.

That’s right–no Jews, Muslims, vegetarians, or other freedom-hating types allowed!

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/14 "2009-07-10T21:43:08Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> Really?
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> How many bold lettered extra large fucks can a guy post and stay out of the pit?

Please don’t take this personally, but is that the only reason you started this in the Pit? If so, I suggest you re-read the Pit forum description

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> For rants about the world or beefs with another poster.

and the rules for posting.

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> Rants should be suitable for the Pit
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> Cutesy, “I Pit puppies for being sooo cute!” non-Pittings are not welcome here. Put them in MPSIMS. Rants which are genuine but simply too tepid or mundane for the Pit will be moved or closed as we see fit. Lastly, rants about personal trauma that are expected to generate mostly supportive, sympathetic responses will likely be moved to MPSIMS. This is not a commentary on the seriousness of said life events, merely on the best forum for that type of thread.

Adding a bunch of naughty words (even really large ones) to a post does not make it a rant. Getting back to my original question, is there some reason besides the profanity that you think this thread belongs in The BBQ Pit?  
\*\*  
Gfactor\*\*  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/15 "2009-07-10T22:07:17Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> Please don’t take this personally, but is that the only reason you started this in the Pit? If so, I suggest you re-read the Pit forum description

No. I was going to continue it when we came home after they lost. Certainly you could wait a little bit for some real Pit worthy ranting my good citizens.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/16 "2009-07-10T22:24:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> We established at lunch today that every Brewers game my coworker attended was won.

Every Brewers game I’ve ever attended was won, too. Just not by the Brewers. Which is, of course, only to be expected.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/17 "2009-07-10T23:13:18Z")

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Milwaukee seems like a good place to watch a baseball game. Huge beer town, huge sausage town. Probably no big deal if you get sloppy.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/18 "2009-07-11T03:15:37Z")

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Sorry for the loss bud.

Hurts me as a Crew fan as much as the next guy.

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/19 "2009-07-11T04:32:45Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Sorry for the loss bud.
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> Hurts me as a Crew fan as much as the next guy.

Those freaking idiots lost a game they could have won. They completely disintegrated in the 10th. And don’t get me started on Bill Hall. Does anyone really give a shit if he plays in Milwaukee? I’d really give them a what fer rant, but I’m tired and I have to work at 6am. Now I have to go fight for sleep!

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-milwaukee-brewers-better-win-tonight-extra-lame/502601/20 "2009-07-11T20:11:41Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> Those freaking idiots lost a game they could have won. They completely disintegrated in the 10th. And don’t get me started on Bill Hall. Does anyone really give a shit if he plays in Milwaukee? I’d really give them a what fer rant, but I’m tired and I have to work at 6am. Now I have to go fight for sleep!

I gotta say, they didn’t completely disentigrate.

That’s just how bad Carlos Villanueva is.
