# The minister's cat... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961 "2000-06-10T16:52:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/21 "2000-06-10T20:36:38Z")
Is a lovably logical cat named Lucifer ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/22 "2000-06-10T20:40:53Z")
manically monotonous cat ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/23 "2000-06-10T20:47:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Yes Purplebear!!! We clearly know the same cat! 😃 > \*\* **HIGH FIVES BACK ATCHA** , as-u-wish! YEP! YEP! YEP! I do believe it is the same cat! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/24 "2000-06-10T20:48:55Z")
Her name is Prudence, and she is a pious pussycat. The minister had her phixed, so she would stay that way. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/25 "2000-06-10T20:51:32Z")
um, people . . . N comes after M, or are we not doing this in alphebtical order? Cuz if not, I’ve already got X waiting. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/26 "2000-06-10T21:04:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > um, people . . . > N comes after M, or are we not doing this in alphebtical order? Cuz if not, I’ve already got X waiting. > \*\* OOPS! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/27 "2000-06-10T21:13:29Z")
The minister’s cat is a noxiously noisome cat, and her name is Nepenthe. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/28 "2000-06-10T21:14:01Z")
Is a naturally nimble cat named Nestor who had to be neutered for his naughty nightime activities. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/29 "2000-06-10T21:22:02Z")
…is an obviously obnoxious cat, and her name is Ophelia. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/30 "2000-06-10T21:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Her name is Prudence, and she is a pious pussycat. > > The minister had her phixed, so she would stay that way. > > Scotti > \*\* okay, is it my turn now? Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/31 "2000-06-10T21:28:51Z")
is a pompously prudent cat, whose name is Penelope. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/32 "2000-06-10T21:30:12Z")
D’oh! I’m too slow again. Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/33 "2000-06-10T21:33:40Z")
…is a ridiculously retarded cat, with the name renaldo. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/34 "2000-06-10T21:40:49Z")
… is a sanctimonious sleazeball named Saraphina ---
**Author:** ![Val2K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3da27b/32.png) [@Val2K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Val2K)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/35 "2000-06-10T21:58:47Z")
Were we supposed to skip Q? . . . is a quietly quivering cat named Quigley. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/36 "2000-06-11T01:53:10Z")
…is a temptingly-tasty cat named Third Course _burp!_ ---
**Author:** ![Barney111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Barney111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barney111)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/37 "2000-06-11T02:23:12Z")
… is an unusually ugly cat named Ugh! ---
**Author:** ![bradysg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc348/32.png) [@bradysg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bradysg)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/38 "2000-06-11T02:47:05Z")
…is a viciously vituperative cat whose name is Veronica bradysg ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/39 "2000-06-11T02:58:12Z")
…is a voraciously venemous cat named vernon. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/40 "2000-06-11T03:51:14Z")
…is a queerly quizical cat, named Quincy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961.md?page=3)