# The minister's cat...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961 "2000-06-10T16:52:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/41 "2000-06-11T04:30:34Z")

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is a wascally wagamuffin of a cat and his name is Woger.

(homage to Elmer Fudd, Millionaire, who owns a mansion and a yacht.)

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/42 "2000-06-11T06:32:16Z")

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is a **xeric xereophagy** of a cat, with strong **xerophytic** tendencies, named of course, **Xanthippe**.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/43 "2000-06-11T06:38:37Z")

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…is a yawning yellow cat. And her name is Yolanda Yorgenson.

(Thank you Dr. Seuss)

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/44 "2000-06-11T06:56:45Z")

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is a zealous zealote of a cat named, if a bit blasphomous, Zeus!

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/21961/45 "2000-06-13T00:31:04Z")

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See what kinda fun shit you miss on the weekends when you’re out in the real world?

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