# The minister's cat **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 14, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141 "2000-09-14T04:28:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/21 "2000-09-14T15:56:10Z")
Now I remember… whew… thanks. That was bugging the HELL out of me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/22 "2000-09-14T15:58:13Z")
Does that mean that the minister’s cat is now an average bloated dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish cat? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/23 "2000-09-14T16:15:25Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish ISOMORPHIC cat. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/24 "2000-09-14T16:34:22Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic JEJUNE cat ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/25 "2000-09-14T16:53:08Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune KEVORKIAN cat. ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/26 "2000-09-14T16:55:40Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian LISTLESS cat. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/27 "2000-09-14T17:06:53Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless **macrobiotic** cat. ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/28 "2000-09-14T17:10:29Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac cat. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/29 "2000-09-14T17:21:02Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original cat. ---
**Author:** ![KevinLeeC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@KevinLeeC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KevinLeeC)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/30 "2000-09-14T17:35:20Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic cat. ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/31 "2000-09-14T17:44:44Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic QUIXOTIC cat. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/32 "2000-09-14T17:50:01Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic ratting cat. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/33 "2000-09-14T17:51:16Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic Quixotic RECLUSIVE cat. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/34 "2000-09-14T17:57:11Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic Quixotic reclusive STATUESQUE cat. ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/35 "2000-09-14T18:00:02Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac origianl pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial cat. ---
**Author:** ![KevinLeeC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@KevinLeeC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KevinLeeC)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/36 "2000-09-14T18:12:21Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac origianl pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined cat. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/37 "2000-09-14T18:15:16Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac origianl pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined **vacuous** cat. ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/38 "2000-09-14T18:25:29Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged cat. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/39 "2000-09-14T18:29:43Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged **xerographic** cat. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/40 "2000-09-14T18:30:52Z")
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