# The minister's cat **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 14, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141 "2000-09-14T04:28:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/41 "2000-09-14T18:31:09Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yeasty cat. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/42 "2000-09-14T18:32:17Z")
Damn Simulposts. The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yowling cat. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/43 "2000-09-14T18:34:30Z")
Just can’t win today, can you Odieman? ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/44 "2000-09-14T19:34:26Z")
Ok fine. I waited an hour. I know it’s not nice to go twice in a row but I can’t help it! The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yeasty zoological cat. Ok, now what? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/45 "2000-09-14T19:50:32Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yeasty zoological anthropological cat. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/46 "2000-09-14T19:50:41Z")
Well, mission accomplished, I guess! The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yeasty zoological cat. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/47 "2000-09-14T20:13:23Z")
Ok, Odie! The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yeasty zoological anthropological brainwashed cat. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/48 "2000-09-14T20:59:55Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yeasty zoological anthropological brainwashed **concatenated** cat. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/49 "2000-09-14T21:32:55Z")
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yeasty zoological anthropological brainwashed concatenated diaphanous cat. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/50 "2000-09-14T22:50:38Z")
The Ministers cat Is an average cat Most average in every way He eats He poops And sprays stinky goop because he hasn’t been spayed ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/51 "2000-09-14T22:52:11Z")
Oops. Was playing by Dijon Warlock’s rules… ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141/52 "2000-09-15T14:15:16Z")
Sorry to leave it hanging, had to go home and get some sleep. The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous hellish isomorphic jejune kevorkian listless macrobiotic necrophiliac original pedantic quixotic reclusive statuesque territorial undisciplined vacuous waterlogged xerographic yeasty zoological anthropological brainwashed concatenated diaphanous elliptical cat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ministers-cat/33141.md?page=2)