# The MMP People Finder (MMP) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 28, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285 "2008-01-28T05:10:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/301 "2008-01-31T19:14:30Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] In all seriousness, if the guy was more my type, I’d at least entertain the idea. The girl looks pretty hot, actually. The guy is okay, but he’s BIG, and I’m usually attracted to the skinny emo guys that didn’t get enough sunlight growing up because they were too busy reading and playing computer games. 😃 It’s too bad, because having a threesome is item #7 on the list of things to do before I get too old to plead the insanity of youth. **So, short answer: no.** [/QUOTE] Bolding mine. Rats. Back to the old drawing board. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/302 "2008-01-31T19:24:45Z")
:shakes fist to sky: **LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE**! okay, I’ll settle for 2nd ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/303 "2008-01-31T19:28:27Z")
_throws a snowball at you and then scampers back off into Great Debates_ ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/304 "2008-01-31T19:37:21Z")
My question is, wtf is the spider doing in the water spout in the first place? Didn’t her mommy teach her that water spouts are DANGEROUS? ETA: oh, didn’t see\*\* LOUNE\*\* and\*\* rosie\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/305 "2008-01-31T19:46:25Z")
[QUOTE=Haze] It’s too bad, because having a threesome is item #7 on the list of things to do before I get too old to plead the insanity of youth. [/QUOTE] Now you’ve done it!! You have all the guys’ imaginations working overtime now. Be careful guys. . . your heads might assplode! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/306 "2008-01-31T19:51:44Z")
Ugh, just got out of class (lab). Student comes late to lab, doesn’t know what’s going on- oblivious. Another student I bent over backward to get her in the class after the semeter started- fell off the face of the earth. Hasn’t showed up after the first lab (she missed lecture) People- I can’t care more about this class than you do!!! OK- I need to find my zen place, warm, bubbly, rubber ducky, no spiders… ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/307 "2008-01-31T19:52:07Z")
[QUOTE=Lissla Lissar] Are there any weird versions of the Itsy Bitsy Spider? [/QUOTE] The itsy-bitsy spider Climbed up the waterspout Down came the rain and washed the spider out And he drowned. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/308 "2008-01-31T19:54:12Z")
[QUOTE=SpazCat] The itsy-bitsy spider Climbed up the waterspout Down came the rain and washed the spider out And he drowned. [/QUOTE] NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!! :eek: **Soapy** , I hear ya. :: clasps hands and weeps for humanity :: ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/309 "2008-01-31T20:00:47Z")
[QUOTE=SpazCat] The itsy-bitsy spider Climbed up the waterspout Down came the rain and washed the spider out And he drowned. [/QUOTE] I giggled out loud at this one. Yeah, I have my evil moments like that… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/310 "2008-01-31T20:01:20Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] _throws a snowball at you and then scampers back off into Great Debates_ [/QUOTE] :it melts: eta pppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttt 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/311 "2008-01-31T20:38:57Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] :it melts: eta pppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttt 😛 [/QUOTE] Yeah, it melts after it pelts you across the nose. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/312 "2008-01-31T20:41:15Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Yeah, it melts after it pelts you across the nose. [/QUOTE] uhn uhn. 😛 It’s in the mid 40’s here today, so it melts on it’s way across Pennsylvania ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/313 "2008-01-31T20:44:46Z")
Oh **LiLi** , little **Nat** is just so adorable!! And you’re right, he’s getting bigger! LOL Glad to have you back, **Shadow**! 🙂 Back from the grocery store, where I overspent, unfortunately. ☹ My daughter is putting stuff away. I’m hoping that it’s not going to be icy tomorrow morning; we’re probably not going to make it to Trader Joe’s this weekend, though. But … if not this weekend, definitely next weekend. 🙂 I’d also like to visit Lexington Market and get some Faidley’s crab cakes and Berger cookies. 🙂 I think my daughter and I have to go to Baltimore during the week, though. I’m looking into that. I’m a gonna take a nap I think. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/314 "2008-01-31T20:56:18Z")
[QUOTE=Li-Li’s Blog] What inanimate object do you support for president? My first thought is for my magazine rack because I like how it stands with the issues, but I’m torn because my right shoe has a proven track record. Moreover, my left shoe would make a perfect running mate for my right shoe. They’ve proven they can work together. What inanimate object are you considering for president? [/QUOTE] \*\*Li-Li \*\* - you should start that as a thread here in the Dope eta I was there oooh-ing and aaah-ing over Gnat 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/315 "2008-01-31T21:02:03Z")
[QUOTE=Lunch] Yeah, I have my evil moments like that… :eek: [/QUOTE] Who would have thought it?! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/316 "2008-01-31T21:07:24Z")
[Cats and one dog](http://www.flickr.com/photos/20606762@N04/) Keep them away from the squid, I tells ya’. I have cocoa for after the snowball fight. Marshmallows anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/317 "2008-01-31T21:08:39Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] Who would have thought it?! 😉 [/QUOTE] You’re just disappointed that I didn’t make any remarks about your remark about **Haze** ’s remark… 😛 Um, wait, I got **myself** all confused now! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/318 "2008-01-31T21:09:10Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] uhn uhn. 😛 It’s in the mid 40’s here today, so it melts on it’s way across Pennsylvania [/QUOTE] I gave the snowball to a Jimmy John’s delivery person. They get to you really fast. _Pounces **Roo** _ ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/319 "2008-01-31T21:11:49Z")
[QUOTE=Lunch] Um, wait, I got **myself** all confused now! 😕 [/QUOTE] I **told** you to be careful of the head! It assplodes easily. 😃 _Pounces **LOUNE** baby back_ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/320 "2008-01-31T21:22:52Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I gave the snowball to a Jimmy John’s delivery person. They get to you really fast. _Pounces **Roo** _ [/QUOTE] nyah! the heat from the toasted sub melted it! nyah! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285.md?page=17)