# The MMP People Finder (MMP)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 28, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285 "2008-01-28T05:10:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/321 "2008-01-31T21:24:59Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
nyah! the heat from the toasted sub melted it! nyah!  
[/QUOTE]

Quizno’s toasts the subs. Jimmy Johns does not.  
Will you shush and take the snowball in the face already?  
_slinks off to a corner with **Roo** _

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/322 "2008-01-31T21:27:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Quizno’s toasts the subs. Jimmy Johns does not.  
[/quote]  
Subway, Blimpie’s, and Dunkin’ started toasting theirs, so I figured everyone does now.  
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Will you shush and take the snowball in the face already?  
[/QUOTE]

No!

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/323 "2008-01-31T21:39:12Z")

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[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]  
[Cats and one dog](http://www.flickr.com/photos/20606762@N04/)  
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Okay you kids, stop fighting, it’s time to give pet pics proper due…

[One](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2234/2232832413_feb27a4ded.jpg?v=0)

[Two](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2311/2232832487_f58f03e926.jpg)

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/324 "2008-01-31T21:43:23Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
Okay you kids, stop fighting, it’s time to give pet pics proper due…

[One](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2234/2232832413_feb27a4ded.jpg?v=0)

[Two](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2311/2232832487_f58f03e926.jpg)  
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What… did… you do… to my babies???

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/325 "2008-01-31T21:46:57Z")

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[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]  
What… did… you do… to my babies???  
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he [lolcatted](http://icanhascheezburger.com/category/lolcat/) them. And very funny-ly [sub]is that a word?[/sub], too

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/326 "2008-01-31T21:54:46Z")

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hee hee hee

ETA:

And\* that,\* is how you be a resident troublemaker!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/327 "2008-01-31T21:55:46Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
he [lolcatted](http://icanhascheezburger.com/category/lolcat/) them. And very funny-ly [sub]is that a word?[/sub], too  
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Looking at website. My 13 year old can’t breathe at the moment.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/328 "2008-01-31T21:56:41Z")

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Dang, youse folks has been chatty! I didn’t think I’d ever get caught up!!

Welcome, **soapy**! If I’d gotten in on the early part of the nickname discussion, I’d have suggested \*\*Ebony \*\* [and Ivory we’re together in perfect harmony…] **Disclaimer - not responsible for earworms!**

Just another boring day for me. I did run by WalMart after work to get some doggie food and pick up a replacement watch. My $10 watch died - probably a dead battery, but it was scratched up and frankly not worth the price of a battery, so I plunked down $8 and got another cheapie watch. I don’t get nice ones because I always manage to mess up the crystals. And sometimes I forget to take it off before plunging my hands in the sink - if I destroy my $8 cheapie, I won’t be too upset.

I also got valentines and stickers for the valentine exchange. And some kippers for my sweetie because he asked.

I came home to 2 phone messages from my baby. First one, she was berating me for not being home to answer her call because she was bored and wanted to talk. Then she called right back and asked for money. How could I have raised such a brat?? Beware, \*\*LiLi \*\* - your adorable bundle of joy is nothing but a financial leech in diapers! 😃

Bean soup is thawing for supper. And that pretty much sums up my day. Happy Last Day of January!!!

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/329 "2008-01-31T23:01:18Z")

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I am cold and tired.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/330 "2008-01-31T23:03:21Z")

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then snuggle up under the covers, preferrably with a kitteh

I am outta here

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/331 "2008-01-31T23:03:39Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
Subway, Blimpie’s, and Dunkin’ started toasting theirs, so I figured everyone does now.  
No!  
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I am not familiar with that word. I don’t hear it…isn’t that right, **Roo**?

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/332 "2008-01-31T23:24:47Z")

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No means yes, and yes means harder.

[/vulgar joke]

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/333 "2008-01-31T23:31:24Z")

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Someone needs to get his hearing checked! 😛

Glad you’re starting to feel better, **BioTigs**.

Those are extremely cute pics of **Nat** , **LiLi**. I, too, love the sunbathing one.

Funny lolcats, **beebs**. And they’re very nice looking even without the writing, **Soapy**.

And, FTR, the “eensy weensy spider” version is the normal version. 😛

Hi **doggio**! Hope you’re getting a day off sometime soon.

We’re supposed to get slush tonight. We’ll see what happens.

Two of my friends retired today. I’ll miss them. ☹

Work-related power outage was resolved sometime between 9 and 9:30. Yay!

Need to investigate dinner possibilities.

GT

ETA: **Hank** , I’m shocked!!! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/334 "2008-01-31T23:43:05Z")

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I just joined Live Journal if anybody wants to be my friend. I’m too tired to set anything up right now. But, anyways, I joined over there as **purplkid**.

My mom is staying at the hospital again tonight. She had alot of trouble trying to walk with the walker today and she’s still pretty much out of it.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/335 "2008-02-01T00:16:25Z")

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[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]  
No means yes, and yes means harder.

[/vulgar joke]  
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Well, I’m at least glad you speak my language.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/336 "2008-02-01T01:20:57Z")

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Will somebody please turn off the SDMB so that I will quit reading it and go to bed? 😉

Forgot to mention that the pest control guy came in today. (We have a monthly contract with them for preventative stuff.) He is THE CUTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. It was so hysterically funny, three out of the four of us were giggling like school girls and drooling. I’ve even suggested that we bring in some bugs from home so that we have to report an incident. You know, like gummy worms. 😃

Damn, is he cute. And very nice too. But getting married in a month. ☹

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**Author:** ![The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Blue-Sighted_Shadow)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/337 "2008-02-01T01:22:37Z")

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Home. Tired. Have knitting class tonight. Didn’t get caught up on knitting. Did get caught up on work, sorta. Long days ahead - therapy in the morning, work in the afternoon through the end of next week. Tomorrow is hair cut and color. Will look for pronouns later.

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/338 "2008-02-01T01:42:21Z")

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I’s tahred…and still at work.

I \*\*will \*\* have all these reviews finished by the time I leave here tonight.

I ran home at lunch time and took a frozen portion of my Sweet Potato topped Sheperd’s pie out of the freezer. It is The Yum!

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/339 "2008-02-01T02:12:43Z")

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Hello everyone. It’s been a busy couple of days. Appropriate yays, boos, and hugs where needed. I just skimmed to get caught up.

**beebs,** you have put me smack dab in the middle of a resovoir. I actually live a mile or two west of it. If you fix it fine, if not that’s okay too. Just pretend I’m an underwater creature then.

I don’t really have anything to say, I guess. Ta for now.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-people-finder-mmp/435285/340 "2008-02-01T02:26:05Z")

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Welp, I’m late on my online class stuff for the second week running. It is time to set up Outlook Reminders.

Online classes, for the record, suck. They will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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