# The MMP That Drives Like an Idiot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 10, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802 "2008-03-10T03:31:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/181 "2008-03-12T02:38:16Z")

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Stayed up too late last night, tired today. Very sore in my lower body.

Ate the leftover tuna from yesterday. Big up to [Vigo yellow rice](http://www.vigo-alessi.com/itemView.php?id=437). The little 5oz bags make 2 bowls of great rice. I cut the oil called for in half (from 2 to 1 tbsp).

I still have to buy some stuff for my [vacation next week](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=458946). It seems like it got here so fast.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/182 "2008-03-12T02:41:57Z")

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skimmed  
feeling ootzie - something I disagreed with ate me… uh, . . . yeah.  
damn 'net blockers - I miss you guys during the day. ☹

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**Author:** ![mmouse9799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mmouse9799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmouse9799)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/183 "2008-03-12T03:11:50Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]

damn 'net blockers - I miss you guys during the day. ☹  
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**We miss you too Rosie!**

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/184 "2008-03-12T04:39:57Z")

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[QUOTE=dogbutler]  
… **LiLi** …$74.50(6-10 day delivery) by USPS Priority Express International. 😃 …  
[/QUOTE]  
But she’s shipping from Canada, which, I believe, is more expensive. Looks like it would be more than $100, regardless of the shipping option you pick. 😃😃

Your sentence was actually quite good, **rigs**. And the word you were looking for was Pferd (it’s das Pferd, so you’d been thinking it was ein Pferd).

Fell asleep around 8:30 and woke up again around 11:30. I really ought to fall asleep again soon.

Where’s **Pie**?

GT

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/185 "2008-03-12T04:44:59Z")

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[QUOTE=mmouse9799]  
**We miss you too Rosie!**  
[/QUOTE]

Indeed, we do.

:: hugs for **Label-less** ::

**Pie**? Come back! We didn’t mean it!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/186 "2008-03-12T04:55:07Z")

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Finally, I’m going to bed. We have had a sewer specialist (aka plumber) here since 9:30 pm cleaning out our sewer. Two bathtubs backing up, and both toilets leaking around there seals. 'Twas not a pretty sight.

$200 later, we’ll be able to shower in the morning. Aagghhh!

Did I mention the freakin’ dishwasher broke on Sunday? The part will be here this week, and Mr Rebo will replace it. I’m waiting for the third thing to happen. :eek:

Love to all, and to all a good night.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/187 "2008-03-12T05:00:37Z")

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Wait, wtf, I’m just skimming. What the heck did you guys do to **Pie**?! If you’ve hurt one hair on her head I swear I’m gonna take on the whole lot of you.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/188 "2008-03-12T05:07:09Z")

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> [@Rigs](#):
>
> Welcome to Motherhood, the Fantasy Land of Surreality–I see you have found Motherhood Hell, aka being sick and not being able to stop in order to be sick. I hated that carousel ride, but other parts of the Motherhood Amusement Park are quite nice.

I will say, however, that in the back corner of Motherhood Park there is a hidden reward – when the Young Ones are all grown up, one day not only will you be able to be sick, but they will come take care of you! You cannot find that hidden reward until another 15-20 years have passed, however, so no peeking! 😃

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**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/189 "2008-03-12T05:32:08Z")

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Mornin’ all!

Hi **rosie**!!! We miss you too!

**jngl** , your holiday sounds great! We don’t get snow here (except maybe once in a freak storm back in about 1960, I think!), so skiing is something that doesn’t present itself as an affordable holiday option! My husband has actually never seen snow, so we will have to do it some day!

**MamaTigs** , I’m just looking forward to getting to the “sleeping-in” part of the Park!

Okay, I better get myself organised and go to work I s’pose!

ETA: **Pie** , where are you???

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/190 "2008-03-12T06:13:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Haze]  
**Roo** , I am surfing the Dope, watching AI, grading papers, and writing a cover letter at the same time right now. Cut me some slack. 😛  
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Well, OK then, since this made me laugh. 😃

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/191 "2008-03-12T06:58:57Z")

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Snakes lost.

Only one home game left before the playoffs. Hockey season is almost over. It will be interesting to have days off where I don’t already have something planned.

Damn. I have to go to bed. I need to hit go to the hospital before work tomorrow - a hockey buddy is in with pneumonia.

It’s only Tuesday?

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**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/192 "2008-03-12T07:02:51Z")

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It’s Wednesday here already. if that makes you feel any better!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/193 "2008-03-12T09:14:50Z")

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[QUOTE=SpazCat]  
You all need to go to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9566691) to see the adorableness. It’s baby goat season!  
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Can’t wait till it’s the weekend and I can watch those! I don’t do streaming at work, either music or videos.  
I didn’t do nothin’ to **Pie**! Not even a nibble! Promise! (Unless she likes being nibbled, that is, I’m always up for nibbling a friend in need)

**Wallflower** , are you dating **WhyNot?** Ah no, can’t be, **WhyNot** ’s hubby doesn’t mind if she dates guys either…  
Grats on the “cow time”, **MBG**

Vaca= cow, in Spanish. And vacation is the time when human beings can laze about in the sun, which is what your basic non-industrial cow does

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/194 "2008-03-12T09:36:45Z")

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Morning all - hump day already! I’ve got a busy week again, but on the plus side I lost 1.5lbs at fat club last night. Must have been the slice of cake I had yesterday…

**gt** - yes it was my buffday drinks, and lots of fun it was too. Unfortunately a couple of people couldn’t make it due to illness so I’ve been told that I need to do it all over again sometime soon.

Yesterday also, I had a call from a guy I used to work for many years ago. He likes to keep in touch, and I like him to do it because he has the deepest plummiest voice. Ooooh…it’d give you shivers if you’re fond of cultured English accents. Anyhoo, he was wondering when I might next be going over his way 'cos he wants to take me out for lunch so I reckon I’ll be doing that just after easter when I’ve got a couple of extra days off work.

Yes, where is **Pie?** Pretty soon **Lunch** will be complaining he’s got nobody to play with.

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**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/195 "2008-03-12T09:47:57Z")

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Where is **Nooner**???

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/196 "2008-03-12T10:11:30Z")

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Hmm… the night shift has been very quiet lately! Not that I’m begging them to post, though. But where the heck is **CutiePie** and **SpecialOne**?!

Up and caffeinating … one day closer to **Firday**! Happy Hump day. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/197 "2008-03-12T10:18:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Nava]

**Wallflower** , are you dating **WhyNot?** Ah no, can’t be, **WhyNot** ’s hubby doesn’t mind if she dates guys either…

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Actually, she has been very helpful to me from her past posts, so if you’re lurking in the MMP, **WhyNot?** , Thank you.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/198 "2008-03-12T10:29:34Z")

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We haven’t seen **Shadow** this week either.

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’ here. Purtification will commence soon. Ol’ Y’all Know Who left for his place a little bit ago. He had to get sump’n from there he needs for work. Last night was indeed a night of “appreciation.” 😃

Later Y’all!

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/199 "2008-03-12T10:33:03Z")

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I’m here, just \*insanely \*busy at work. See **Rosie** ’s sig for my reaction to events… :o

As for \*\*Pie \*\*-- She asked me to please tell \*\*GT \*\*she couldn’t do next week’s OP, as she will likely be away for a while. I have no more information than that (I’ve asked but I don’t think she’s been reading.) I hope she’s OK. Sadly, I’m not sure this is the case ☹ I hope she sorts out whatever she feels she needs sorting soon, and comes back.  
I **will** continue to try and contact her, but I doubt I will succeed unless she wants me to.

I have a (non-Irish) Idea for an OP so I volunteered to pick the coming Monday up.

So – unless somebody **really, really** wants the 17[sup]th[/sup], I’ll be doing an only-very-tangentially-Irish St. Pat’s day OP 🙂

Back to the salt mines… I will be (mostly) reading though, so you’re all welcome to mention how much you miss me… 😉

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/200 "2008-03-12T11:17:07Z")

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I’m sorry to hear **Pie** won’t be around. Hope things get better soon!

A Happy belated Birthday to you, **BooFae**.

Forgot to say I missed you too, **rosie**. And you too, **SO** , of course.

Oh, yes, the baby goats are soooooooo cute.

I’m up, although still sleepy. Guess I should get moving.

Is it Firday yet?

GT

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