# The MMP That Drives Like an Idiot **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 10, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802 "2008-03-10T03:31:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/661 "2008-03-17T02:57:06Z")
c’mon, you guys. have I ever asked for anything before? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/662 "2008-03-17T02:57:40Z")
Hi guys! You missed me right? 😃 :: does happy dance :: I don’t have to work tomorrow! I can even stay up sorta late with the night shift. I have not gotten caught up at all. I figure I’ll start fresh tomorrow. Did I miss much? ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/663 "2008-03-17T02:58:29Z")
Eh, the usual drama. We’re all still alive. We did indeed miss you, **Rebo**. Welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/664 "2008-03-17T02:59:42Z")
9th on 14 - must be a lucky number somehow… ETA: Thanks, **Haze.** ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/665 "2008-03-17T03:04:23Z")
okay! that’s it! I’m taking my ball and going home! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/666 "2008-03-17T03:09:06Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] okay! that’s it! I’m taking my ball and going home! 😛 [/QUOTE] G’night. Ordinarily, you would have had the last word here, but The Husband has decided to take a bath just when I was going to (it’s like he lives here or something!), so I’m stuck online until he gets out. Or I could go watch bad TV… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/667 "2008-03-17T03:14:09Z")
go! watch bad TV! see if I care! and at this rate, there will be a page 15 Who’s got the new MMP and where is it? ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/668 "2008-03-17T03:14:21Z")
I’m still here too, grading the last of my papers. Grumble. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/669 "2008-03-17T03:15:45Z")
I am actually too tired to sleep - I think I slept too much this weekend good thing I have tomorrow off (also I have no green tops - turquiose and teal, but no green) ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/670 "2008-03-17T03:16:47Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] go! watch bad TV! see if I care! and at this rate, there will be a page 15 Who’s got the new MMP and where is it? [/QUOTE] New MMP will be courtesy of our friend **Echod**. He promised it for 6:00 a.m. eastern U.S. time, IIRC. Why am I still awake? ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/671 "2008-03-17T03:18:03Z")
I think **Special1** has the new MMP. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/672 "2008-03-17T03:19:13Z")
[QUOTE=gt] Why am I still awake? [/QUOTE] because you’re trying to keep me from having the last word (yeah, I’m being petulant. Jealous?) ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/673 "2008-03-17T03:20:42Z")
I’ll go to bed if someone will grade my papers for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/674 "2008-03-17T03:24:40Z")
Can’t do it. Am losing my English skills as I age. Really just want to crawl in bed and read for a bit. Get out of the tub, Husband! (he never takes a night bath–always takes a morning shower. Argh) I am going now–I’ll let **Rosie** have the last word. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/675 "2008-03-17T03:26:38Z")
I am wondering why **gt** would be jealous of **rosie** being petulant. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/676 "2008-03-17T03:27:09Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] I’ll go to bed if someone will grade my papers for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… [/QUOTE] F F F D- F F F F F F C F-uses some other source than wikipedia! F How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/677 "2008-03-17T03:29:27Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] I am wondering why **gt** would be jealous of **rosie** being petulant. 😕 [/QUOTE] that was my lame Amy Poehler impersonation ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/678 "2008-03-17T03:39:38Z")
Ah. Hahah thanks for the grading help. 😃 That is, more or less, what my grades look like. I don’t even know why I’m bothering to read these things. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/679 "2008-03-17T03:39:40Z")
Mmmmm, Amy Poehler & Hazel… ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/680 "2008-03-17T03:41:23Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Mmmmm, Amy Poehler & Hazel… [/QUOTE] :dubious: Well, I do have a history of making out with blond chicks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802.md?page=35)