# The MMP That Drives Like an Idiot **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 10, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802 "2008-03-10T03:31:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/681 "2008-03-17T03:42:02Z")
Oh Cheeseincrust, she’s looking! :eek: I mean Umm… Dammit, I got caught. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/682 "2008-03-17T03:43:17Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] :dubious: Well, I do have a history of making out with blond chicks. [/QUOTE] I’ll be in my bunk. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/683 "2008-03-17T04:03:43Z")
Heh. Upon reflection, the blond thing is a coincidence. The first time was the whole first-kiss scandal I wrote an MMP on, and the second one was kind of against my will. Or at the very least she took me by surprise. Finally done with stoopit papers. Need sleep! ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/684 "2008-03-17T04:50:36Z")
Hey peeps, Just wanted to show up so **rosie** wouldn’t have the last word. Hi **rosie**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/685 "2008-03-17T05:42:48Z")
Morning all! Sorry **rosie** , but I bet you are long since in your bed and this MMP is not yet done! It is well and truly Monday here and **Nooner** is making me wait until Monday is more than half-over for the new MMP? Harumph! Okay, I better go check my work emails then put some washing on! ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/686 "2008-03-17T07:04:48Z")
OK, OK… by public demand I’ll move the posting up and have the new MMP going in a few minutes. Sheesh! \*\*Haze \*\*-- since it seems everybody \*realizes \*you have to be in Korea for a while, but \*wants \*you to be in the US, how about splitting the difference? I think Tel-Aviv is just about halfway between the two! (first person who suggests a Pacific atoll gets slapped with a frozen fish! :p) ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-that-drives-like-an-idiot/440802/687 "2008-03-17T07:12:30Z")
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