# The MMP. That's it, just "The MMP".

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-thats-it-just-the-mmp/687700>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 5, 2014, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-thats-it-just-the-mmp/687700 "2014-05-05T04:46:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-thats-it-just-the-mmp/687700/381 "2014-05-12T01:52:10Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Git yer mind out of the gutter.

Don’t you start spouting roof puns!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2014, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-thats-it-just-the-mmp/687700/382 "2014-05-12T02:13:41Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> That kind of pun will make me eave out of the MMP.

That is not a pun, it is a vile clench.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-thats-it-just-the-mmp/687700/383 "2014-05-12T02:18:01Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> **swampy** , do you know how cranky a shingled shark is? :eek:

[Sherman’s Lagoon](http://shermanslagoon.com/) for 5/11/2014 may be more suitable for an infirm, elderly person.

Fairychat, I am glad that FCD and company have arrived safely.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-thats-it-just-the-mmp/687700/384 "2014-05-12T02:21:25Z")

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Hope everyone’s mom’s day was good.

**FCM** , glad FCD and FCGD made it home ok.

Hope your funk goes away, **Sari**.

Have a good rest of the night folks.

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