# The MMP. That's it, just "The MMP".

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**Created:** [May 5, 2014, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-thats-it-just-the-mmp/687700 "2014-05-05T04:46:14Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 5, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mmp-thats-it-just-the-mmp/687700/44 "2014-05-05T16:07:21Z")

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> [@The sure sign of Spring MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sure-sign-of-spring-mmp/687175/219):
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> : phone anonymous tip to Homeland Security :  
> Done!😃

You joke but --------- about a month before the G2 Summit was here some guys from Washington knocked at my door wanting to know why I bought so much black powder. I told them it was for my cannon and after that everything was okely-dokely.

Huh? The powder tripped some red flags but the 6 pounder in the garage didn’t?

Your tax dollars at work.

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