# The Monday Morning Peeple - an April 1st MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 1, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504 "2013-04-01T05:26:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/281 "2013-04-05T21:49:57Z")
I know some here do work Saturdays, I was just pretty sure that our favorite ursine wasn’t one of them, and then saw mentions in other posts of weekend plans that were clearly for a two-day period, and realized that my odd certainty that it’s already Saturday was false. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/282 "2013-04-05T22:10:36Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > What does it mean if I read this as a _fetish_ loaf? :smack:😃 It means you belong here. Or on Fetlife. Or, y’know, both. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/283 "2013-04-05T22:25:15Z")
I forgot to mention earlier I found good Easter candy almost a week later! I now have more Reese’s eggs and I got a pack of **CADBURY CHOCOLATE CREME EGGS!** I’ve only had those once years ago and they were so good! Now they are mine and I will eat one! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/284 "2013-04-05T22:42:09Z")
Due to a flight cancellation I have been sat in Denver airport since 8.15 MST.it is now 16.41 MST. Hopefully we board in about 5 mins. I should have been hom 6 hours ago. Grrr ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/285 "2013-04-05T23:01:09Z")
> [@ems](#): > > Due to a flight cancellation I have been sat in Denver airport since 8.15 MST.it is now 16.41 MST. Hopefully we board in about 5 mins. I should have been hom 6 hours ago. Grrr Sorry to hear that. Hope you get home soonest. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/286 "2013-04-05T23:14:42Z")
Dave’s son’s grandpa (on the other side) passed away today. Can’t somebody cut this kid a break? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/287 "2013-04-05T23:24:54Z")
**Sticky** I’m so sorry for Dave’s son and you. > [@flytrap](#): > > Put down the squash and step back from the nukelator! I nukelated succotash and Eyetalian chikin not squash. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/288 "2013-04-05T23:33:37Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I nukelated succotash and Eyetalian chikin not squash. 😛 I believed succotash to be a squash. It is always embarrassing when a guy who cooks with salad dressing has more culinary knowledge than I. Oh, the shame! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/289 "2013-04-05T23:34:55Z")
Corn and lima beans?!?! Good gad! Oye! Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/290 "2013-04-05T23:58:58Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Corn and lima beans?!?! > > Good gad! > > Oye! > Dammit. A guaranteed fartfest! 😃 We also had marinated carrots. Plus, I made a peach cobbler of which we just et some fresh outta the oven with a big ol’ scoop of good 'niller ice cream on top. This makes me happy. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/291 "2013-04-06T00:27:12Z")
Gut Shabbes, Rosie, and Happy Weekend to all. I feel like St. Nicholas flying away in a magic sleigh… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/292 "2013-04-06T00:36:29Z")
y’know, **flytrap** , **Soapy** ’s Jewish, too . . . ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/293 "2013-04-06T01:10:53Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > y’know, **flytrap** , **Soapy** ’s Jewish, too . . . Gut Shabbes, Soapy! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/294 "2013-04-06T02:51:57Z")
Howdy all, I am playing with fire, at the same venue with different subs. Lets see ir I live up to my new Mumper name \*\*Jim the Destroyer \*\* ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/295 "2013-04-06T03:30:28Z")
Hey **Moooooom** , The Vunders are trying Bert’s for brekkies tomorrow. After that, we’re shopping for Amish fleas up the road. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/296 "2013-04-06T04:20:47Z")
[QUOTE=Capt Kirk] Oh **gotti** how are thou so wise in the ways of audio? Tis always better to have too large an amp than too small. [/QUOTE] Before I started working with mainframes, I used to mess around with electronics, and have released plenty of magic smoke over the years. One of the most memorable releases was an old Compaq Portable computer. One of the first “portable” computers with an orange plasma screen and the whole thing probably weighed 25 pounds. I thought I’d fire it up one day, and the faeries and wizards were most displeased. A huge cloud of red smoke billowed out, and not having the services of a blacksmith at hand, I decided it was time to get rid of the beast. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/297 "2013-04-06T04:30:48Z")
Almost forgot - as promised, here’s [a pic of the infusion center](http://www.passwordmuseum.com/blah.jpg). Call it the confusion center as it shows up right side up on my computer, but in a web browser, it flips. 😕 That formica wall paneling with all of the metal moldings makes me feel like I’m inside an RV. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/298 "2013-04-06T04:41:17Z")
Shabbat Shalom to all who observe! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/299 "2013-04-06T04:48:27Z")
I got another clueless guy messaging me on OKCupid. I’m really hoping he ends up being super clueless so I have another fun story of brain breaking stupidity. … I’m kinda an asshole ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/300 "2013-04-06T09:43:22Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > Almost forgot - as promised, here’s [a pic of the infusion center](http://www.passwordmuseum.com/blah.jpg). Call it the confusion center as it shows up right side up on my computer, but in a web browser, it flips. 😕 You take him to Australia for treatments? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504.md?page=16)