# The Monday Morning Peeple - an April 1st MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 1, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504 "2013-04-01T05:26:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/141 "2013-04-03T16:07:30Z")
Happy Hump Day! this is my FIFTH attempt at posting in this thread this morning damn computer So originally it was 2 degrees below freezing it is now 13 above Spring, she is a comin’ but she’s taking her sweet ol’ time about it. Breakfast was mini rolos and potato sticks because I got up just in time to log in to work and that was what was handy. N.O.L. is a toss up between a bagel and cream cheese or some Frank Purdue chicken nuggets with some microwavable broccoli and cheese sauce. {{{Rosie}}} {{{Spidey}}} {{{butters}}} {{{gotti}}} and whoever else needs them. **FCM** I hear what you are going through. She’ll figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/142 "2013-04-03T16:10:39Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I have no idea what’s going on with my kid. She had the interview yesterday with the principal in FL. The position wasn’t for a 5th grade science teacher, it was for whatever they need, which at the moment looks like a 3rd grade teacher. No biggie - she’s planning to go anyway. This after nearly quitting because she hated teaching 2nd grade so much. And after declaring how much she hated Orlando. > > What sickens me the most is that thought that she may be planning to marry her high-school-dropout-unqualified-for-anything-but-menial-labor boyfriend. How can someone who’s so educated and seemingly intelligent settle for a life like that? _\_ > > I feel sick to my stomach. ☹ is the same FCDaughter who married and divorced in about a year while living in your basement? perhaps she needs a reality check. Or at the very least a glimpse into her immediate future. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/143 "2013-04-03T16:22:23Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > {{{Rosie}}} > > {{{Spidey}}} > > {{{butters}}} > > {{{gotti}}} > > and whoever else needs them. I’ll take one, just because. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/144 "2013-04-03T16:29:12Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > I’ll take one, just because. > > 😉 Uh huh Just watch those hands bub! ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/145 "2013-04-03T16:37:51Z")
I just accidently kicked the power on/off switch on my powercord and lost 30 minutes of work in excel and visio. \<_headdesk_\> ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/146 "2013-04-03T17:15:47Z")
I should just go back to bed Hugs to all the need em **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/147 "2013-04-03T17:25:38Z")
**MOOOOOOM** you raised her to know better. Whether or not she does is up to her now. All you can do is stand by and watch. Oh, and come in here and gripe of course. 😃 N.O.L. is et. Irk beckons. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/148 "2013-04-03T17:29:49Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **MOOOOOOM** you raised her to know better. Whether or not she does is up to her now. All you can do is stand by and watch. **Swampy** , you forgot “…and shake your head in abject disbelief.” 😉 **{{{Mooooom}}}** , without the gropery. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/149 "2013-04-03T17:37:25Z")
Work has me setting up phones, specifically the voicemail greeting. I bet y’all can guess the worst part of this. Yes, listening to the little girl voice that comes out of the phone. Dammit, I don’t sound like that! I refuse! ---
**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/150 "2013-04-03T18:02:30Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > Kept awake by cramps half the night, then got woken up by another lot of god-botherers. Hope they knock it off soon- I don’t care what religion people are, but going door to door trying to convert people is just plain rude. We used to get the JW’s up here in rural VT once in a while, **nuts**. Answering the door in my Ozzy Osbourne Halloween mask and thong underwear (I’m 6’, about 200 lbs.) seemed to drive them off for a time. 😃 Happy hump day everyone, and good thoughts to all, and especially **Spidey**. One of my labs, Riley (as in “The Life of”) is not long for this world, sadly. We got him as a shelter doggy 14 years ago at just 3 mo. old - someone brought him and his sister in after finding them running down the side of the highway. He’s been awesome! I’m dreading his inevitable end, but he’s had a great life with us - big back yard to play in; long walks unleashed out back in the 100-acre woods; kids that drop food under the table regularly… I’ma gonna be a blubbery mess when the time comes. Then go right out and do it all again. 🙂 Best wishes, y’all. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/151 "2013-04-03T18:10:12Z")
> [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > Yes, listening to the little girl voice that comes out of the phone. Channel Lauren Bacall. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/152 "2013-04-03T18:10:52Z")
\ Just when you think it’s safe… What’s that squeaking noise? Oh, just DH moving the Victrola by dragging it across the floor. :eek: What’s with this sudden desire to do crazy things RIGHT NOW? Must be something to do with fentanyl. \*\*Why \*\*did the Victrola need to be moved? This is driving me nuts. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/153 "2013-04-03T18:22:50Z")
> [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > Work has me setting up phones, specifically the voicemail greeting. I bet y’all can guess the worst part of this. > > Yes, listening to the little girl voice that comes out of the phone. Dammit, I don’t sound like that! I refuse! as long as you’re not asking President Nixon to save you from the Spaceman. Whovians will get this ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/154 "2013-04-03T18:34:30Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > is the same FCDaughter who married and divorced in about a year while living in your basement? perhaps she needs a reality check. Or at the very least a glimpse into her immediate future. She kicked him out just before their 2nd anniversary, same, and only, daughter. There are a few things I’m going to tell her, but there’s not a lot I can do. One thing I will warn her about - if she marries this guy, then divorces him, since she makes more money than he does by a bunch (unless she moves to Orlando without a job) she could be on the hook for alimony… I doubt it’ll make a difference, but I will tell her. I’m almost done with my glazing. I’ve got 2 pots that are still drying, but they’ll get a very simple, basic glaze. I’ve also got to put a coat of clear on all the decorated pots - that’s for tomorrow. I’m done today. \*\*FCD \*\*will be a bit late - his glasses are ready and he’s going to pick them up on his way home. So for now, it’s me and the critters. \*\*gotti \*\*- blame the drugs! It makes the most sense. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/155 "2013-04-03T18:52:15Z")
Ok. When did JOSH get banned. Where the fudge have I been? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/156 "2013-04-03T18:58:08Z")
Who is JOSH ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/157 "2013-04-03T19:16:09Z")
\*\*sari \*\*- she’s a flake who is obsessed with some singer and she’s ever-so-slightly intolerant of those who disagree with her. At least that’s the impression I’ve gotten. And my credit union is nuts!! I contacted them to get info about some paperwork I sent to them, and for “security purposes” they wanted the address under which the account was opened… 30 years ago! It was **FCD** ’s account and I have no idea what road he lived on back then. Fortunately, they accepted the middle 8 digits of my VISA check card and the expiration date of my regular VISA card. All I was asking was if they’d received the paperwork… :rolleyes: A couple of days ago, their security question was “What is your mortgage company?” Crap, I don’t know - it’s paid automatically and we don’t get paper statements… I know their website, but it isn’t the same as the company name. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/158 "2013-04-03T19:31:57Z")
Ohhhhhh :smack: Nevermind. I thought josh was a guy. Or the girl who was pretending to be a guy and then admitted she was actually a girl (or was it the guy pretending to be a girl who then admitted to being a guy?) Proving you are who you say you are gets harder all the time. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/159 "2013-04-03T19:36:40Z")
James Otto Sweet Heart, and annoying tag sig every time. Barf. **sahirrnee** , always nice to find another Duck Dynasty fan. I just ordered a call and a hat. Gonna watch tonite? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504/160 "2013-04-03T19:46:20Z")
I haven’t watched for a couple of weeks. I think I will. I love Uncle Si. Don’t tell anybody but I think he’s kind of sexy. The boys are nice looking but they are a bit too young and married. No matter how sexy they are married men just aren’t sexy, IYKWIM. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monday-morning-peeple-an-april-1st-mmp/654504.md?page=9)