# The Monkey in your Wallet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 31, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890 "2023-07-31T23:58:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/21 "2023-08-04T00:02:33Z")

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A sheep in your sheets will soil your spreads.

A diva in your dunny…

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/22 "2023-08-04T21:13:27Z")

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A diva in your dunny will shiver your small room.

A bunny in you back yard . . .

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/23 "2023-08-04T21:17:19Z")

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A bunny in your backyard is taking it’s chances.

A pin in your lapel…?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/24 "2023-08-05T02:47:24Z")

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A pin in your lapel will poke your pectoral

A hog in your hoosegow…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/25 "2023-08-05T03:30:30Z")

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A hog in your hoosegow will squeal like a piggy.

A peck in your pear will…?

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/26 "2023-08-05T14:40:50Z")

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A peck in your pear will poke your peel.

A fly in your face will…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/27 "2023-08-05T15:29:03Z")

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A fly in your face will flip your freak.

A virgin in your vestibule will…

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/28 "2023-08-05T19:57:32Z")

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A virgin in your vestibule will weep, softly weep.

A dingo in your dining room . . .

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-monkey-in-your-wallet/987890/29 "2023-08-05T21:42:08Z")

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A dingo in your dining room will demand delicious dog food.

An akira in your attic will…

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