# The Mooer Has Two Faces **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856 "2007-01-05T20:29:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/1 "2007-01-05T20:29:39Z")
To lighten things up a bit, you can’t do better than a [two-headed calf](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/T/TWO_FACED_CALF?SITE=1010WINS&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT). Not as cute as the two-headed kitten from a few years back, but still . . . ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/2 "2007-01-05T20:35:17Z")
A kinder headline than I saw in my local paper: “She really is a two-faced cow!” Poor thing. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/3 "2007-01-05T20:36:21Z")
Wait! Is that the Virgin Mary I see it the cow’s markings? ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/4 "2007-01-05T20:37:54Z")
Couple of quotes of note from the proud papa/farmer: “Genetically, its one of my better calves,” and “It’s as healthy as can be.” Uh - I think not. What is the pink colored area in the middle of its - uh - forehead(s)? ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/5 "2007-01-05T21:27:00Z")
I loved this: “Genetically, this is one of my better calves,” he said. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/6 "2007-01-05T21:36:55Z")
I really didn’t want to see another deformed baby animal right now, but I just can’t resist a witty Eve headline. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/7 "2007-01-05T23:32:34Z")
[QUOTE=Dinsdale] What is the pink colored area in the middle of its - uh - forehead(s)? [/QUOTE] _ **ITS EYES!!!** _ Best thread title ever, **Eve**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/8 "2007-01-05T23:51:46Z")
[QUOTE=Eve] Not as cute as the two-headed kitten from a few years back, but still . . . [/QUOTE] …a lot cuter than a [two headed dragon](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/20/ufossil120.xml) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mooer-has-two-faces/386856/9 "2007-01-06T00:07:40Z")
[QUOTE=Jodi] Best thread title ever, Eve. 🙂 [/QUOTE] I must admit, it was the joke more than the hideous hell-calf that took me by the throat and said “_Post me!_”