# The most all-encompassing rant ever written.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 28, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295 "2003-09-28T14:35:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/1 "2003-09-28T14:35:17Z")
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
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Life sucks.
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Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Thank you.
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### Author:  [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/2 "2003-09-28T14:39:00Z")
Ah ha! But what about _death?_
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/3 "2003-09-28T15:12:50Z")
death is the good bit.
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### Author:  [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/4 "2003-09-28T15:19:38Z")
Easy beat, and you can dance to it. I’ll give it an 85.
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### Author:  [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/5 "2003-09-28T15:23:20Z")
Hmmm. I’m not exactly sure what the OP is trying to convey here…
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/6 "2003-09-28T15:56:10Z")
C-.
It’s kinda repetitive, thought the kids seem to like it.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/7 "2003-09-28T16:46:07Z")
_ **BUT, WHAT ABOUT THE TORTURE!?** _
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/8 "2003-09-28T17:35:36Z")
**Eutychus** is going to kick your ass for copying the whole lyrics to that emo-core song.
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### Author:  [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/9 "2003-09-28T17:59:55Z")
A little redundant if you ask me… 😉
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### Author:  [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/10 "2003-09-28T18:04:43Z")
Where is the HATE?!
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### Author:  [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/11 "2003-09-28T18:11:54Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*
> \*\*death is the good bit. \*\*
Tag-worthy, for sure.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/12 "2003-09-28T18:47:59Z")
Ah, life sucks.
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### Author:  [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/13 "2003-09-28T19:26:17Z")
I agree with 98% of this rant. Just change “thank you” to “life sucks” and I will be 100% in agreement.
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### Author:  [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/14 "2003-09-28T19:38:12Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by The Man With The Golden Gun \*
> **Life sucks.**
I think we’re gonna need a cite on this one.
- Rune
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### Author:  [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/15 "2003-09-28T20:07:12Z")
Cite any T-shirt or bumper sticker that says “life’s a bitch, then you die.” 😃
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### Author:  [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/16 "2003-09-28T21:25:05Z")
Life’s either a bitch
or
Life Sucks
You can’t have it both ways!
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### Author:  [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/17 "2003-09-28T21:55:17Z")
Hmmmm… Don’t all good bitches suck?
- (Not going to put my name on this one, ok)
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### Author:  [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/18 "2003-09-28T22:16:54Z")
Life does WHAT?
* * *
I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again. I’m walking down the lane with a happy refrain… Just singing in the rain.
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### Author:  [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/19 "2003-09-28T23:00:33Z")
**Not In Anger** , 😃
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/20 "2003-09-28T23:02:40Z")
But does life swallow?
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