# The most all-encompassing rant ever written. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 28, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295 "2003-09-28T14:35:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/21 "2003-09-29T00:12:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*But does life swallow? \*\* no,but it [snowballs](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109445/) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/22 "2003-09-29T00:23:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Life sucks I believe, then, one can infer that on a planet made entirely of antimatter, life blows. ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/23 "2003-09-29T02:16:39Z")
Life is good… GRAVITY sucks 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/24 "2003-09-29T09:26:09Z")
John Cage lives! \* \* \* \* \* \* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/25 "2003-09-29T15:34:17Z")
Life sucks Life blows Life wounds So-and-so’s Any heart Not tough Or strong Enough To take a lot of flames Take a lot of flames Life is like a clod Who’s burning your dog. Life sucks Ooo-oooo Life sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/26 "2003-09-29T16:31:37Z")
And your point is…? ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/27 "2003-09-29T18:25:41Z")
Duh! I’s a parody of “Love Hurts” by Nazareth! Good one, **Satisfying Andy Licious** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/28 "2003-09-29T18:44:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Man With The Golden Gun \* > Life sucks … **If life sucks, why haven’t I come yet?** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/29 "2003-09-29T18:54:17Z")
Beats a death blow. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/30 "2003-09-29T20:29:54Z")
A 1920’s style death blow? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/31 "2003-09-29T20:40:38Z")
Yeah, racked by Depression. ---
**Author:** ![EVO95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@EVO95](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EVO95)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/32 "2003-09-29T20:46:09Z")
Mebbe you should switch to Raisin Bran. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/33 "2003-09-29T20:51:55Z")
Got Tapeworm? ---
**Author:** ![stick\_monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@stick\_monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stick_monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/34 "2003-09-30T15:15:10Z")
So, is death the orgasm at the end? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/35 "2003-09-30T15:35:00Z")
Why else would we say “Oh God, I’m coming”? ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295/36 "2003-09-30T18:45:36Z")
Life’s a bitch. Life sucks. “That’s it right there… ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… yeah, babe!” Suddenly life doesn’t seem so bad after all. Oh waiminnit, I forgot reality bites. YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWCH! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-all-encompassing-rant-ever-written/204295.md?page=1)