# The most boring SDMB thread subject you can think of. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 23, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472 "2003-07-23T19:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/21 "2003-07-24T03:12:12Z")
Someone dared to challenge the mighty GAAP? The SEC must be informed, and heads will roll! I probably shouldn’t give up my first-place position in the race, but I’m thinking if an attorney Doper was to show up…well, things could get ugly, and boring. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/22 "2003-07-24T04:29:25Z")
The C-Span Appreciation Thread Ask the Economist How do you sort your socks? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/23 "2003-07-24T04:40:17Z")
I hereby bequeath the crown upon you, **dwc1970**. Living in my own private Idaho…dammit, that song is going to shadow me all night! ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/24 "2003-07-24T04:47:27Z")
“Help! I’ve found my navel!” “Discuss your greatest Risk dice rolls” [SIZE=1] ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/25 "2003-07-24T04:49:12Z")
Oh fut, wrong button. Addendum to my previous post: And in retrospect, [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=184955) was stupidly boring. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/26 "2003-07-24T05:45:43Z")
“I like bread” “How many letters in your last name?” “The Sand Appreciation Thread” ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/27 "2003-07-24T05:54:30Z")
sig test. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/28 "2003-07-24T05:56:47Z")
“Tell me about Peoria” “Help! Seeking robust, end-to-end, world-class e-business solutions!” “Ask the accountant!” “Ask the COBOL programmer!” “Need help with sed and awk!” ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/29 "2003-07-24T05:58:36Z")
Ask the road markings painter. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/30 "2003-07-24T07:29:34Z")
Anime fans: Let’s Talk Pokemon! What? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/31 "2003-07-24T12:23:17Z")
The Julian Lloyd Webber Appreciation Thread Laudromat Dopers: How much does it cost in your area? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/32 "2003-07-24T12:34:30Z")
_Arts and Crafts with hair and nail trimmings_ ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/33 "2003-07-24T13:08:53Z")
Tell me about your feet! The Post-It Note appreciation Thread Is it true what I heard about a duck’s quack? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/34 "2003-07-24T13:13:20Z")
Batman v. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan Golden Age Green Lantern v. Federal Reserve Chairman of the Bank of New York (1941-1956) Alan Sproul X-Men v. the Senate Ways and Means Committee Plastic Man v. The Intellectual Property and Communications Omnibus Reform Act of 1999 ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/35 "2003-07-24T13:16:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pravnik \* > **Batman v. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan** Batman, if he’s prepared. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/36 "2003-07-24T13:50:42Z")
Why is it that Batman, wearing a sundress and quacking like a duck but in an Aussie accent, echos, but the Aussie duck, wearing tighy wighties and acting as tho he were Batman preparing for a battle and yelling “Aflak!” doesn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/37 "2003-07-24T16:43:49Z")
That’s too long. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/38 "2003-07-24T16:53:01Z")
“Do duck’s quacks echo?” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/39 "2003-07-24T16:55:31Z")
Well, if we want to keep up with the accounting theme: CoSO: A fun concept for auditors and organizations or simply silly? or I had SO much fun at the Auditor conference this week! (warning: internal auditing inside) ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/40 "2003-07-24T17:04:38Z")
I’ve had two or three that got zero responces and maybe 15 views. One was about a swim meet I was going to, don’t remember the others. Now you’d think a topic about women in bathing suits would be something huge! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472.md?page=3)