# The most boring SDMB thread subject you can think of. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 23, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472 "2003-07-23T19:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/41 "2003-07-24T17:18:14Z")
“who else has band practice today?” “tell me about your last swim meat” _yawn_ ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/42 "2003-07-24T19:54:36Z")
The “Can you hear me now?” Verizon Guy appreciation thread. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/43 "2003-07-24T20:19:01Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*The “Can you hear me now?” Verizon Guy appreciation thread. \*\* Not so fast. When the “Strange Celebrity Crushes” thread came up a few months ago, more than one confessed their attraction to Verizon Guy. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/44 "2003-07-24T20:25:28Z")
Share your cinnamon toast recipes ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/45 "2003-07-24T20:37:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trigonal Planar \* > \*\*“tell me about your last swim meat” > _yawn_ \*\* “Swim meat” sounds downright dirty and interesting, like the “do you like it hard or soft” thread. Of course, it’s going to suffer the fate of having vastly more views than replies. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/46 "2003-07-24T20:44:02Z")
\*\*Ted Danson’s take on the middle east crisis. Discuss. I just farted. My cousin’s bar mitzvah! Pics inside!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/47 "2003-07-24T21:06:18Z")
\*\*My cat’s breath smells like cat food Racism in the Dewey Decimal System How many ballpoint pens do you have? Favorite public access television shows Which would you rather have: three pairs of socks, or some cheese? North Dakota: just like South Dakota, only more north Better at kickboxing: Josquin des Prez or Heinrich Isaac? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/48 "2003-07-24T21:21:28Z")
\*\*How does air work? Practice your leetspeak here! What’s your favorite cut of pork? The 3-tab asphalt shingle roofing appreciation thread!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/49 "2003-07-24T21:36:34Z")
“While I was in Church Last Sunday…” “Black or Blue? What Colour Ink do YOU use when writing?” ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/50 "2003-07-24T22:30:43Z")
“Attn area Dopers: A guy I know’s local psychedlic / blues / alt rock band needs a drummer” ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/51 "2003-07-25T00:29:28Z")
“Submit the Dirtiest Limerick You Can Think Of” No, wait, that one would be popular. ---
**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/52 "2003-07-25T02:04:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dwc1970 \* > **Ask the Economist** Actually, I’d be interested to read and participate in this thread, and I suspect I’m not the only one. The GD crowd can be like that sometimes. “Your favorite Xanth Novel!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/53 "2003-07-25T02:54:09Z")
My favorite bathroom noises. ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/54 "2003-07-25T05:50:21Z")
“Lets discuss our favourite brands of tissue paper” ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/55 "2003-07-25T06:10:50Z")
“What’s your favorite font?” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/56 "2003-07-25T11:17:28Z")
**Ask the Proctologist** ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/57 "2003-07-25T12:26:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Netbrian \* > \*\*Actually, I’d be interested to read and participate in this thread, and I suspect I’m not the only one. The GD crowd can be like that sometimes. > > \*\* I thought about this afterwards and I’m sure even the most boring-sounding topics listed here would appeal to at least some of the people on this board. As for me, I had to take Economics in college and it was the most painfully, dreadfully boring class I ever endured. Here’s another one: **Post your meeting minutes here** ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/58 "2003-07-25T16:15:54Z")
Compare and contrast Formatting to confuse with dead links. ---
**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/59 "2003-07-25T17:21:29Z")
Holy sequential thread titles! Right before this one was “Let’s discuss ranch dressing.” Suprisingly, people seem to be respoinding to that one… ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/60 "2003-07-25T17:35:06Z")
Got one better: Worlds best male swimmer (as if anyone cares) The most boring SDMB thread subject you can think of. ( 1 2 ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472.md?page=4)