# The most boring SDMB thread subject you can think of. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 23, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472 "2003-07-23T19:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/101 "2003-07-28T18:35:25Z")
Dear **Mockingbird** ’s belly button, Do you have any lint I can crochet? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/102 "2003-07-28T18:40:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TeaRoses \* > \*\*OK, I’ll bite: What’s the actuary joke? Unless you’d rather start the thread, of course. \*\* Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t have enough personality to be an accountant? A: An actuary. I didn’t say it was a good joke… ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472/103 "2003-07-28T19:03:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Who wants to sell Amway? Well, this one wins it for me hands down. > [@](#): > > I didn’t say it was a good joke… I’d be laughing, actually, if I weren’t too busy laughing at the idea that I’d open an Amway thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-boring-sdmb-thread-subject-you-can-think-of/190472.md?page=5)