# The most cleverly-titled Sequential Threads thread ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 25, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611 "2007-04-25T16:55:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/1 "2007-04-25T16:55:27Z")
Yeah, couldn’t think of anything… From MPSIMS today: **I think I’ve ruined my boobs. I will not be wearing this shirt again…** From GQ a couple days ago: **I got absinthe. Now what? Part time casual prostitution?** ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/2 "2007-04-25T19:53:26Z")
From IMHO: **Worst thing you ever misplaced and couldn’t find again?** **How did you lose your viginity?** (Hey, maybe you can locate it again.) ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/3 "2007-04-26T00:08:21Z")
And from right here in MPSIMS: **My Garage Is Full Of Possum** **Ridiculous serving sizes** ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/4 "2007-04-26T07:25:30Z")
\*\*The gap between herbivores and carnivores has been bridged Advertisements from 100 years ago WTF is the blonde mafia? Toyota now Number 1 automaker Rought couple of days - think I’ll smash something Too sad to make a witty title What’s your Kryptonite? I think I’ve ruined my boobs. More headline fun Persuasive essay topics for teenagers Ridiculous serving sizes\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/5 "2007-04-26T12:06:20Z")
\*\*Random Leviticus Question Is every simply connected closed 3 manifold homeomorphic to the 3-sphere? \*\* A question pondered by Monks and Rabbis throughout history. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/6 "2007-04-26T13:10:15Z")
\*\* I love my label maker! How do you wipe YOUR bum? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/7 "2007-04-26T13:53:45Z")
Saw last night: **Wet Dreams** **Repairing Water Damage** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/8 "2007-04-26T14:03:17Z")
**Write a little poem about your workday I love my label maker!** _O thou, my Dymo joy, who with thy sublime adhesive tape…_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/9 "2007-04-26T14:39:37Z")
\*\*How do you wipe YOUR bum? The New [Fark.com](http://Fark.com) \*\* Harsh critics! ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/10 "2007-04-26T14:57:44Z")
Titles as seen from the front page (IMHO and MPSIMS): **Explain the appeal of… Feral puppies!** ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/11 "2007-04-26T15:17:51Z")
**You know it’s love when. . . Iwant a TV character’s cell phone.** ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/12 "2007-04-26T19:11:37Z")
**Signs that you are boring I love my label maker!** ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/13 "2007-04-26T20:18:41Z")
\*\*What is the stereotype “two girls” fantasy? How do you wipe YOUR bum? \*\* Eew. That’s not it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/14 "2007-04-26T21:12:51Z")
MPSIMS: **Snuff (dry tobacco) Any interest in a Dixie Dopefest?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/15 "2007-04-27T12:46:25Z")
\*\*Signs that you are boring “Think of a woman named Pat, but without the ‘P’” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/16 "2007-04-27T12:59:05Z")
**Jaw droppingly stupid things** **Some folks got fleeced by fake poddle scam** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/17 "2007-04-27T13:14:36Z")
\*\* What is Currently Making You Happy? The most cleverly-titled Sequential Threads thread ever! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/18 "2007-04-27T17:08:34Z")
\*\*Would vegetarians eat meat grown on a stick? The gap between herbivores and carnivores has been bridged. Gettin’ a puppy. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/19 "2007-04-27T18:01:35Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] \*\*Would vegetarians eat meat grown on a stick? The gap between herbivores and carnivores has been bridged. Gettin’ a puppy. \*\* [/QUOTE] No fair. She took mine. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611/20 "2007-04-27T18:10:58Z")
\*\*Ah, They’re 1935 Style Death Rays “not with flourescent bulbs, but with the older, more-expensive-to-operate kind…” \*\* Probably analog too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-cleverly-titled-sequential-threads-thread-ever/401611.md?page=2)