# The most disgusting apartment ever!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956 "2008-09-24T07:50:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/21 "2008-09-24T14:27:26Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> One had straw inside the house to cover the floor filth.

How much is this straw stuff then? Do you get it in sq yards or by the bag?

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/22 "2008-09-24T14:41:41Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> I found the ironing board with iron that is obviously still being used the best part of the whole thing. Apparently this person still irons the stinky dirty clothes before leaving for work.

Yeah, but there’s a bottle of Febreeze there, so she’s all set!

Did anyone else catch sight of the bare ankles in the 7th picture and think, “Oh, honey! Go put on some galoshes or something! You DON’T want a skin infection from this place!”

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/23 "2008-09-24T14:42:11Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Ooo! Did you get pictures by any chance?

Nothing digital.

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**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/24 "2008-09-24T14:44:46Z")

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> [@N.Sane](#):
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> When I saw those photos, I envisioned a woman with incredibly severe depression. I hope she’s somewhere getting some help.

Weird. I immediately envisioned late-teen/early-20’s guys.

Probably because one of the jobs I had while I was a student was to clean the rented house of 4 - 6 (depending on the phase of the moon, apparently) guys in that age range and the messes were eerily similar to what their place looked like on my first cleaning visit. Heavy on the pizza/cigarette/fast food container and the turning of everything into an ashtray, kitchen stuffed to the point of unusability, indescribable filth in the bathroom.

I was a lot younger, and 150 bucks a week meant a \*whole lot more \*than it does now. Although, after the first trip, it wasn’t too bad actually. But that first trip…

18 solid hours, six boxes of garbage bags, five gallons of bleach, fifteen bottles of spray cleaner, and I had to dispatch one of the residents to the store on 4 different occasions to get either more supplies or cleaning implements they lacked (like a freaking broom). Although, the recycling they pulled out amounted to nearly 90 bucks - which I appropriated after taking one hard look at the bathroom. That’s 90 dollars at a nickel a can, people. I burned the clothes I’d been wearing when I got back to my own place - just stripped off on my back porch and left them there in the firepit. Including the shoes.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/25 "2008-09-24T14:49:53Z")

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Ooh! Another set to send to my coworkers. I like to occasionally pass along titbits that I call “News from the World of Property Management”. Thanks!

(Also, shall review the pictures when I come home from work tonight, and housecleaning shall ensue.)

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/26 "2008-09-24T14:49:56Z")

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> [@Aangelica](#):
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> Weird. I immediately envisioned late-teen/early-20’s guys.

I’ve had a quick look and there’s no lipstick on any of the butts, although the likelihood of this person applying lipstick does seem highly unimaginable!

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/27 "2008-09-24T14:57:41Z")

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_looks around his home office_

I think I’m gonna do some spring cleaning. See ya later!

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/28 "2008-09-24T14:58:46Z")

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> [@Aangelica](#):
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> Weird. I immediately envisioned late-teen/early-20’s guys.

The link the in OP says it was a woman renting the place.

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/29 "2008-09-24T15:00:13Z")

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I have a family member who lives in conditions similar to that. She is certainly severely depressed, and the trash in her house just makes it worse.

I strongly suspect that the toilet doesn’t work. She probably does her business in a bucket and then pours it down the shower sink. When the toilet broke, she was too embarrassed to let a worker in to fix it.

The cigarettes disturb me more than the fast food. I feel sorry for this woman. She needs help and probably has no idea where to get it.

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**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/30 "2008-09-24T15:00:19Z")

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Faugh - duplicate post!

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/31 "2008-09-24T15:05:39Z")

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I felt bad for the cat when I saw the litterbox. I feel bad for the person, too, but she (I saw high heels in one photo) can get help for herself…the poor cat cannot.

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**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/32 "2008-09-24T15:09:06Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> One tiny spot has some dried up cat turds, but no sign of long term cat ownership. The cat either died in the mess, killed itself, is in the microwave, or stuck in the toilet pipe, thus causing the sewage backup.

There’s a covered cat box in one of the bathroom pictures. However, the waste inside appears to be as old and dessicated as the stuff on the carpet, which makes me think that the cat has long since died or escaped.

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**Author:** ![Influential\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Influential\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Influential_Panda)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/33 "2008-09-24T15:09:37Z")

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> [@BMalion](#):
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> Wow.
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> Reminds me of some dorm rooms I saw in college.

I used to live in a dorm that had a special arrangement with the University. We took care of our own, and they didn’t meddle in our affairs too much. It was the smart kids, so we elected our own police officers and pretty effectively settled our own problems. One of the requirements of being allowed to build lofts and paint the rooms is that we didn’t expect the University to clean up after someone moved out. It was a community job.

I had to bribe about fourteen people with a shitload of beer a pizza, and it took us over three hours to clean out the room I got. We had to use shovels for the first hour, the guy was so filthy.

Why did I put up with it? I got [This](http://picasaweb.google.com/bmussolini/OldMalletRoom?authkey=j5DkQRUzn-8#5065667850393478914) in [return](http://picasaweb.google.com/bmussolini/OldMalletRoom?authkey=j5DkQRUzn-8#5065668013602236290).

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/34 "2008-09-24T15:23:45Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> How much is this straw stuff then? Do you get it in sq yards or by the bag?

The bale. With Halloween coming up maybe you can pick one up when you collect the pumpkins at night.🙂

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/35 "2008-09-24T15:24:41Z")

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I hope she’s not going to want her security deposit back. ☹

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/36 "2008-09-24T15:27:40Z")

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> [@Influential\_Panda](#):
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> …Why did I put up with it? I got [This](http://picasaweb.google.com/bmussolini/OldMalletRoom?authkey=j5DkQRUzn-8#5065667850393478914) in [return](http://picasaweb.google.com/bmussolini/OldMalletRoom?authkey=j5DkQRUzn-8#5065668013602236290).

Your links do not work for me. ☹

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/37 "2008-09-24T15:29:22Z")

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I hate that I’m at work, because I could be home cleaning now. And y’all know what it takes me to clean. I didn’t even look at all the pictures.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/38 "2008-09-24T15:29:28Z")

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That computer looks like it’s owned by a member of the SDMB 10,000+ posts club.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/39 "2008-09-24T15:31:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> That computer looks like it’s owned by a member of the SDMB 10,000+ posts club.

Not me. I don’t smoke. And i cleen up the paper cups before you get three.

And there’s no obvious cat hair.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-apartment-ever/464956/40 "2008-09-24T15:45:07Z")

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What they need in that place is an incinerator.

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