# The most disgusting CNN comment ever \[RO\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269 "2010-10-06T16:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/41 "2010-10-07T16:40:14Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > (You know, it’s probably about time that _The Onion_ should do a story about someone taking a satirical newspaper seriously – but without using the name of said newspaper.) They could write a serious (and I mean actually serious and well-researched, not hip-ironic or whatever) piece on how much influence Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/42 "2010-10-07T16:55:02Z")
I’ve always wanted to alter the Uncyclopedia entry on Irony to contain only a serious discussion about the history and definitions of irony. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/43 "2010-10-07T17:58:32Z")
> [@Declan](#): > > > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > > > Oh, My! > > Well there was this one senator , who was complaining about the restocking of some wilderness area with Canadian timber wolves , wondered why not restock with American wolves. > > Declan Was that also one of the guys who wanted to fire all the cattle guards? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/44 "2010-10-07T18:09:53Z")
**Ludovic** is my new hero. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/45 "2010-10-07T23:35:54Z")
You know who’s a real American Hero? G.I. Joe. That’s who. And there were no Mexican G.I. Joes. Not a one. Well, there’s [this guy](http://www.flickr.com/photos/21728682@N07/3811088322/), but what’s more American than a Mexican with polar bear? Nothing. U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A ---
**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/46 "2010-10-08T03:52:34Z")
> [@Aswan](#): > > Is this the whoosh within the whoosh within the whoosh? Go deeper. /oblique Inception reference. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/47 "2010-10-08T04:36:43Z")
Those heroic jobs are hard, dangerous work and don’t pay well. That is why we let immigrants do them. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/48 "2010-10-08T04:49:06Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I’ve always wanted to alter the Uncyclopedia entry on Irony to contain only a serious discussion about the history and definitions of irony. It did, at one point. Did it change? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/49 "2010-10-08T05:58:58Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > La madre es todo whooshes. I just pee’d my fuckin’ pants! ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/50 "2010-10-08T11:28:12Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Yeah, can’t you see I was being ironic? That’s the ticket! Ironic! > [@Ludovic](#): > > So a child abduction case ended relatively happily when a complete stranger notices the vehicle in question and successfully brings it to a halt, whereupon the abductor released the child and unsuccessfully tried to get away. > > Thankfully most of the comments on CNN’s website praise the hero, and relatively few call for a torturous death for the abductor. But of course there are comments like this gem on the rescuer’s presumed heritage: > > > [@](#): > > > > I am so sick of these Mexican immigrants coming here to the USA and stealing all the heroic jobs. There are so many unemployed white Americans that could have saved that girl instead > > :eek: ``` Yep, lots of irony in there! :rolleyes: ``` So…why post this in the Pit then? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/51 "2010-10-08T12:55:10Z")
Holy shit! I think we have a quadruple whoosh inside of whoosh with a whoosh wrapped around it. That’s a goocher! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/52 "2010-10-08T13:29:48Z")
It’s a whoosh wrapped inside a woosh inside a sweatervest. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/53 "2010-10-08T16:08:25Z")
The sweatervest is also cursed. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269/54 "2010-10-08T16:58:38Z")
Poor **Ludovic**. He finds [redemption](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13000024&postcount=9) in the IMHO crazy meth gays thread and the damn thing gets closed. Psssst… don’t worry dude, we noticed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disgusting-cnn-comment-ever-ro/556269.md?page=2)