# The most expensive cigarettes in the word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-expensive-cigarettes-in-the-word/503149>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-expensive-cigarettes-in-the-word/503149 "2009-07-15T20:31:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-expensive-cigarettes-in-the-word/503149/21 "2009-07-17T00:55:05Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Girl](#):
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> Five star hospitals!

One five star hospital, complete with an entire staff of specialists, plus sexy nurses (of your preferred gender)…  
For every single American!

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-expensive-cigarettes-in-the-word/503149/22 "2009-07-17T01:53:43Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> I know one thing you can’t buy, baby. You can’t buy love.

No but you can rent a reasonable facsimile.  
😃

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-expensive-cigarettes-in-the-word/503149/23 "2009-07-17T03:28:06Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> I know one thing you can’t buy, baby. You can’t buy love.

To heck with that. For twenty-three quadrillion, you could buy Love and they’d probably throw in DFW International to sweeten the deal!

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-expensive-cigarettes-in-the-word/503149/24 "2009-07-17T21:06:11Z")

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How many $1 tacos can that buy me?

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