# The Most Flagrant Nutjob Of All Time

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 22, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826 "2003-10-22T02:09:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/1 "2003-10-22T02:09:09Z")

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[http://www.evidence-timeline.com](http://www.evidence-timeline.com)

Go. And see the light. If light is the right word. Need a cite? I’ll gladly provide. I think this little snippet of one of his dozen-page rantings will do.

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> Partial Chernobyl word decode:
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> Constant “29” ( cherno (quema) byl, \* Burn Bile, C Her Nobyk, Cherno Byl, Quema Bill or Bile Green Ukraine, Cherno Byle U Kraine, (" Burn Bile in the cranium")
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> Alphabet letter position word Chernobyl
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> 38518141522512 ( map shows 385 UTC, and roads number already in the word Chernobyl, proof of time-entry event, non natural accident )
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> Constant 29 (same as 62"), 1962 burn the bile in the brain
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> 29 degree longitude, (29 as 29 apto, 1642 NW 29, 29 BI, all 29 or 62 backwards constants in my life. To fully correlate this event to me, and due to me, or reactions for actions against me, this event, linked by dob to my son, to Cherno or quema, to "Candelaria, maria Pinar Del Rio last name, to Alpha and Omega waves, to Cessium, Etc
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> UK-rain-e, Jesus had INRA, Rain) in his Grave, Jesus means yeso, which means Yeso, which means Cast, which means Casted Eden, which means, my street name Satanas. Jesus means yeso or cesu or cesos, which brains Krain or (brain), or Kraine (craneo), or head, and Jesus also mens Yeso or Cesos, or Cesos or Cessium, Which is what was release here Cessium 137
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> For the record the USA government, as briefed, regrets the death of over 10 million Russians as result of this deliberate use of time access event from the USA soil, but not the USA government at all
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> I, personally, offer my assurance that the event will be time-retracted by me, first use of the viewer, and that all Russian, European, or Worldwide deaths resulting from such event will be prevented from having happened at all
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> The USA government name is been used by one beast, an impostor whom has stolen the access use of time frame to form governments, then to establish enmity amongst these governments, so that it can justify itself as a liaison between good and bad, all while it controls both sides by the use of time braincasts and timeline programming
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> The event of Chernobyl accident is neither the wish or the will of the American people, it is indeed my responsibility for it has to do with me, and I admit so, I have not authorized such use of time for the systematic murder of Russians , by time-synching an event by the use of satellite time-channel access
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> The incident was also time-synched to be at 29 degrees longitude to correlate to constantly in my life and to October, 1962, for 29 is 62 backwards, and to mean that my brain functions were neo-natal coup by time access from now in 1962
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> We are in the middle of a “NEO-NATAL COUP D’ETAT”. The use of the power of time has been stolen from me, however, the control of the timeline has not, the beast cannot move the earth about, earth is still hanging going around in circles, and access to time he has, however, the use of time is limited to the earth only, and his existence encased in a grid which he needs for life support and the impostor beast cannot exist outside the grid which gives it a heart beat and intelligence quotient
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> The impostor, the beast which is making arbitrary of use of time to encase Asia and other continents in perma frost, in foul weather, and other lands in aridness
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> This use of weather may seen sarcastic and malicious and without purpose, however, the beast, the impostor, the criminal has an perfect motive for it. In its mind it needs to keep the earth phases controlled by heat or cold, and by purpose and deliver leaks of radiation for sole purpose of controlling and seeding the earth phases

And the Lebon goes to…

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/2 "2003-10-22T02:53:02Z")

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Wow. You know, all the best lunatics are online these days. I like how he has his resume on the site. On it, he lists 2 years at a college, another year at a tech school, then a third line directing potential employers to his site “for explanation of my lack of professional accreditations and formal education degrees.”

Of course, he expects people to go to the site and understand his predicament:

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> All aspects of my livelihood are been censored by an impostor, who is making use of stolen time-access to form governments, and in these false and fraudulent actions of law against me, which he uses to control, manipulate and censor my entire livelihood, censors all news media, or publish any of this information on the internet or anywhere else

Somehow I think they’ll come to a different conclusion regarding the reasoning for his lack of formal degrees.

He also repeatedly claims that the government is covertly censoring everything he posts online, including Usenet postings and additions to his web page. You’d think if that were the case, his daring expose of their illegal actions would have been censored too, but, oddly enough, that didn’t happen.

He blames various agencies of the U.S. government (and “several foreing countries”) for everything from losing his job and not being able to find a new one to a car accident to losing friends and not being able to find new ones.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/3 "2003-10-22T03:31:04Z")

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This guy needs to go on some medication.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/4 "2003-10-22T03:37:41Z")

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> Miguel Mariano and his son, both last named Gomez and from the city of Sancti Spiritus, as briefed, a time-synched event to formed a person a president of Cuba from half my family tree, with my family last name and from my home town
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> Time has been used to retro window dress my family ancestry, satan, even mixing his kind with mine, using as excuse makeover of my family tree line, however, his ulterior and real purposes are that to try to make stick or infer the ad timeline as the correct timeline, which is not, nor I am an experiment, for the presidencies of all countries are not supposed to exist

Wow. That’s about all I can say. This man is a genius in a scary deluded way.  
I double dog someone to call the phone number provided. naturally at your own risk.

How did you find this guy, **Gadfly**?

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/5 "2003-10-22T03:51:57Z")

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At least he has a wide variety of “hoobies” to keep him busy:

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> HOOBIES
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> Writing, **gun range** , movies, computers, ham radio, scuba diving, music guitar

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/6 "2003-10-22T04:25:09Z")

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Holy SHIT! This guy makes Gene Ray of “Time Cube” fame look like a mere eccentric!

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> Ernesto “Che” Guevara letter to Fidel, murder of Leo-nardo Guevara link. Time synched history in Argentina and Cuba by the impostor to claim is all a wife using time trying to message me

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> Eva Peron event time-synched, Argentina created history from now by time access to message me

Da’HELL?

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/7 "2003-10-22T04:30:45Z")

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This bit from the biography produced a pretty amusing mental picture:

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> One event that has been mentioned to me over the years over and over is that my dad was using the toilet when I was born, and that in a hurry, he forgot to wipe, and started firing his revolver in exuberating.

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**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/8 "2003-10-22T05:08:14Z")

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Has anyone read any of William Burrough’s early 1960s cut up novels? This guy seriously reminds me of them (although even more unhinged). Maybe next time he should try cutting up texts that made sense in the first place?

If he’s serious, I’d say the work bears all the hallmarks of schizophrenia (and I say that not as a doctor, but as someone who’s read a lot writing by people suffering from that condition).

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**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/9 "2003-10-22T05:39:53Z")

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And I’ll second **HenrySpencer** on this. This cat is dangerously out-of-sync.

I like this one:  
“The incident was also time-synched to be at 29 degrees longitude to correlate to constantly in my life and to October, 1962, for 29 is 62 backwards, and to mean that my brain functions were neo-natal coup by time access from now in 1962”

Now, I’VE known that 29 is 62 backwards for years, but most folks haven’t grasped it yet…

WTF?.. It looks similar upside-down, but … oops! Am I giving the secret away? See you in 2002!

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**Author:** ![Margeuerite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Margeuerite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margeuerite)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/10 "2003-10-22T06:15:40Z")

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My diagnosis is schizophrenia. What say the rest of you?

Maggie

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**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/11 "2003-10-22T06:35:35Z")

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I say he dained his bramage.

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**Author:** ![Carcosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@Carcosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carcosa)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/12 "2003-10-22T07:14:20Z")

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## As advised by US ARMY General Henry Hughes Shelton, the firing procedures, if need be, cannot be stopped once started, for which reason, as briefed by him, my uncle tio Manolo, is made to get drunk, take out his penis when he does and then he began to urinate without stopping in the middle of the street.

After reading the passage shown above, I really have to vote for the Burrough’s cut up novel. Kind of makes me want to re-read Naked Lunch.

I say we say we start a pool; on what date will this guy be the lead story on the six o’clock news?

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**Author:** ![Carcosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@Carcosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carcosa)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/13 "2003-10-22T07:16:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Carcosa \*  
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> I say we say we start a pool; on what date will this guy be the lead story on the six o’clock news? \*\*

Oh, crap! It’s contagious!

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/14 "2003-10-22T08:12:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Carcosa \*  
> \*\*Oh, crap! It’s contagious! \*\*

Clearly, it’s time for you to forget to wipe, and start firing your revolver in exuberating.

Ye gads, this guy is so obviously sick I’m suprised he’s not in a locked ward. Is there **any** chance this is a put-on? He seems to be having some legal trouble, but why isn’t he doped to the gills in a padded room at this point?

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> 1. Convicted of crimes of domestic violence by Courtney Law firm mal representation, and failure to disclosure real reason for the domestic violence, which FBI totally aware of
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> 2. Sentenced once to 2 years probation, and for one phone call to my daughter to 18 months probation, Courtney Law firm failure to represent my legal rights to the best of his abilities and without any prejudices of reservations of omissions of any kind. FBI manipulating all sentences, including withholding of adjudication, case outcome, while totally aware of reasons for domestic violence, and with wiretaps of phone calls and judge order of “ok for me to call baby girl at home”

This is just scary.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/15 "2003-10-22T08:19:42Z")

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Whoops! The FBI made me hit “send” too soon…

[This](http://www.evidence-timeline.com/evidence/physical_evidence/attorney_met/attorney_met.htm) is the scary part.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/16 "2003-10-22T08:21:57Z")

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What **HenrySpencer** said. If the guy is for real, he doesn’t need our derision as much as our sympathy.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/17 "2003-10-22T10:11:33Z")

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He should have taken the blue pill.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/18 "2003-10-22T11:17:03Z")

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> Clearly, it’s time for you to forget to wipe, and start firing your revolver in exuberating.

Root beer. All over my face!

I found this guy during a random search in school. Also:

Check out [his bit about “Time Accessed Gene Staining Methods”](http://www.evidence-timeline.com/evidence/corporal/introduction/melanine/my_body_as_evidence/my_body_as_evidence.htm) where he proves that the government has altered his genes… By drawing on himself with a garden-variety blue pen.

Maybe he’s schizophrenic, I dunno, but he’s a godsend. I mean, his material is deleriously funny and slightly creepy in that “What The Hell” sort of way.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/19 "2003-10-22T11:20:24Z")

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He reminds me of [that guy who posts at Fathom](http://fff.fathom.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10590).

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**Author:** ![APOC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f8ce5/32.png) [@APOC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APOC)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/20 "2003-10-22T11:29:31Z")

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Good God.

Have a look at his evidence sheets under “Brain Video’s”.

Some of that stuff is defintly worthy of a Burrows-written , Lynch-directed , Kafka-approved, Machiavellian-produced movie

Example :

"La Dominicanita

Naked in a shower, turns back to the camera, walks towards me, her hair wet, now blacked by the rain, camera zooms in her entire naked body, has little goose bums in the breast, camera zooms on the breast, pans down to the genital area, zooms backwards, her entire body shows, she beguins to speak and says: “pra que sepas como soy you de verdad, asi es mi pelo cuando se moja, y asi soy yo” ,she walks away from the camera revealing her back side and her body

The dominicanita, grabbin a mamey seed, puts it in the middle of the crack of her genitals and says “mamey”, “ella es mamey, tu solo comes mamey dominicano”

La Dominicanita en Key West, by the Flager Railroad track, in a house in Puerto Rico but the setting in the Key West area from the outside surrounding, she stands up by the window in the right, glass cut windows, at the age of 13 yers old, with a dark blue pleated skirt, and says " this is me at this age", the camera switches does not pan to a bedroom, same moment, she is there standing in front of the “bedroom piec of furnite where you put your undergrments” and says “mira roly this is my hope chest, do you know what is inside my hope chest”

Never seen the Dominicanita ever again in brain video, physically saw her once and her fallacies were to not approach me, meaning she is not the one doing the video, or has no control of how is done, and that such brain videos are dubbed from the US Secret Service director who dubbs himself as anyone and later on uses the ego of general, agents of directors, whom will go alone with anything to make themselves important"

Yesterday, Thursday, 2-13-2003, as I dove to the cafeteria on nw 44 avenue, next to sw 8th stret and turing right on this stretwhat one ofthe 1960 astronaust weas made to se, dzlign yellow stars was shown to me in the road as follows

Satellite brian video was turned on as I drove, video capus was superimposd in my visual campus, no interruption of my normal visual campus, I still continue to see the road and all normally, but dazzling twinklin yellow strs, which will come and go ion many areas of the road, as as sparklin abotu 1 cm in width and someone said: “that what he saw, that what we made him see by time access”

Abotu 6 to 7 stars on the ground, on the aslphat, on the air, in front view, very pretty ws shown to me, the someone said: "satellite brain video iluimination even to an astronatu in space in 1960 , and someo said "it dont matter how far from the earth they are either

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton bringing me two naked girls

Very pretty guitar like body she has, army dickheads made a lot of fun of her video later on with her walking with a pistol and duct tape on her back and other shit. IF it had been true that she was my wife, whihs she ws not

2-15-2003 addendum

Some of this is edited byt he FBI, al doen to censor, some items are removed after I type them, all this is ilelgal to edit or remove and is punihabel by real law jail time

Hillary comes from right to left butt naked, very pretty, guitr like body, pettite body, nice american arian ass, nto so big or prnounced, flat like, hips big, wlaks from right to left, grabs two girls with her, one of each hand and bring them to me in the middl eof a open field, tow young girls for me to have sex with

A few technicinas a few days later, got the video from her, nd pasted in a taped hand gun in the back of her back, same as bure willis in the movie, tape with duct tape, and replayd the same video only as hillary turned, the gun became vissible in the camer taped to the back, I laughed for hours

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