# The Most Flagrant Nutjob Of All Time **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 22, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826 "2003-10-22T02:09:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/41 "2003-10-22T23:52:29Z")
I feel more sympathy for him if some of this is true : > [@](#): > > Satan answer to this, he gased my brain with “nitrous oxide” laughing gas, using as excuse the adenoid operation, for symptoms which he himself created, in it, he deleted much of the memory index, subsequent to it, he queue in two big fevers of 103 to 104 at about 15 years apart. This was also not successful, the main brain tree is still alive, and now, he has disrupted the anatomy of the brain and formed a crevice called the “ROLAND’S FISSURE” where he wants to control all ego, id, and his desperation to prevent me from killing it, for it knows that he turns very ugly and old each second that goes by and that at one point the earth will automatically reset and time console will be passed unto to me automatically… He actually seems a bit more lucid at that point, and apparently aware that his brain is physiologically messed up, which makes me wonder. The Roland Fissure, by the way, is the separation between the frontal & parietal lobes. (I’m not a doctor, and this is in no way a diagnosis of anything.) ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/42 "2003-10-23T00:23:53Z")
Yes, more lucid. For him, blaming Satan is more lucid. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/43 "2003-10-23T00:54:14Z")
Too bad that this guy doesn’t know how to write. Just glancing over his site made think of parallels with PK Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/44 "2003-10-23T01:21:25Z")
> [@](#): > > ## \*Originally posted by Carcosa \* \*\*-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As advised by US ARMY General Henry Hughes Shelton, the firing procedures, if need be, cannot be stopped once started, for which reason, as briefed by him, my uncle tio Manolo, is made to get drunk, take out his penis when he does and then he began to urinate without stopping in the middle of the street. > > After reading the passage shown above, I really have to vote for the Burrough’s cut up novel. Kind of makes me want to re-read Naked Lunch. \*\* No shit! I kept waiting to read, “I saw the Gimp catch one in Philly. We rigged his room with a one-way whorehouse mirror and charged a sawski to watch it. He never got the needle out of his arm. They don’t if the shot is right. That’s the way they find them, dropper full of clotted blood hanging out of a blue arm. The look in his eyes when it hit–Kid, it was tasty…” ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/45 "2003-10-23T01:26:52Z")
It’s like a koala crapped a rainbow on my brain! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/46 "2003-10-23T01:51:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kasuo \* > \*\*It’s like a koala crapped a rainbow on my brain! \*\* HA! That’s the quote I was looking for in this thread! Thanks, **kasuo** ---
**Author:** ![fushj00mang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fushj00mang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fushj00mang)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/47 "2003-10-23T03:51:57Z")
Its almost as bad as [www.davidicke.com](http://www.davidicke.com). Uh huh…the world is controlled by interdimensional half-reptile shapeshifting vampiric aliens, all with from the same family (going as far back as the Egyptian Empire). Go ahead, pull the other leg now! At least the guy in the OP hasn’t been published yet. As for why Icke’s not going to be on the road anymore: > [@](#): > > Many people believe he has a team of researchers and a large backup ‘support system,’ but this is far from the truth. He does all his own research and has a tiny circle of people who help him in organising the book publishing and talks. They and he also do this with ludicrously limited resources in the face of trillions of dollars a day moved around the world by the Illuminati he has done so much to expose. In the face of these facts, the success of David Icke in alerting so many throughout the world to the secret agenda and its inter-dimensional background has been little more than miraculous. Or maybe, just maybe, you’re tired of being laughed at? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/48 "2003-10-23T04:08:08Z")
Actually, he’s worse than Icke. Icke is crazier than a shithouse rat, but at least his sentence structure makes sense. This guy just says random crap. Did someone submit this guy to Crank Dot Net, or is he already there? I love that site! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/49 "2003-10-23T07:36:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Margeuerite \* > \*\*My diagnosis is schizophrenia. What say the rest of you? > > Maggie \*\* I say he would fit a rather interesting diagnostic for schizophrenia, and that I hope he isn’t living alone. I wonder if he has ever seen a psychiatrist. ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/50 "2003-10-23T13:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*No, the public webpage made him fair game. \*\* Ahhh. I see. You’re allowed to be ill, just don’t do it in public. I guess being mentally ill isn’t a hindrance to knowing that you should not publish on the internet. :rolleyes: Do we get to poke fun at him in the street too? After all, he shouldn’t be out in public, makes him fair game. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/51 "2003-10-23T14:01:57Z")
Sure, if someone insane is wandering around in public, I’d mock him. I mock everyone, why does he deserve an exemption? Lighten up. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826/52 "2003-10-23T15:39:19Z")
**Futile Gesture** , I personally think the whole thing’s a farce, hence my reference to his requests for money. I don’t think there’s the least bit of mental illness involved but if I did then we’d be in agreement - not a mocking circumstance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-flagrant-nutjob-of-all-time/208826.md?page=2)