# The most horrific slash you can imagine. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054 "2003-07-31T03:22:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/21 "2003-07-31T12:47:26Z")
I read a piece once that involved Giles, Principal Snyder, the Mayor, and the lunchlady. I had to scrub out my brain with a Brillo pad. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/22 "2003-07-31T13:39:27Z")
Captain Kangaroo/Mr. Green Jeans ---
**Author:** ![artemis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/91b2a8/32.png) [@artemis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/artemis)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/23 "2003-07-31T15:36:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*Learn something new every day, I guess. Whats fan-fic that portrays hetero sex between charatcers called? Something of the Dumbledoor/McGonagal variety? \*\* Het. And fanfiction that doesn’t involve any sexual situations is referred to as Gen. ---
**Author:** ![JessEnigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cdc98d/32.png) [@JessEnigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessEnigma)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/24 "2003-07-31T19:18:24Z")
Ohh…that’s what gen means? I’ve been trying to figure that out for ages and the only places I’ve ever seen use it don’t provide a convenient list of abbreviations for me to decode it. I’ve learned something from this thread. (Well, a lot of somethings. Just most of the somethings weren’t something I cared to know.) ---
**Author:** ![artemis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/91b2a8/32.png) [@artemis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/artemis)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/25 "2003-07-31T20:20:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JessEnigma \* > \*\*Ohh…that’s what gen means? I’ve been trying to figure that out for ages and the only places I’ve ever seen use it don’t provide a convenient list of abbreviations for me to decode it. I’ve learned something from this thread. (Well, a lot of somethings. Just most of the somethings weren’t something I cared to know.) \*\* Yes, gen stands for “general interest”. Here’s a link to a nice [fanfiction glossary](http://www.subreality.com/glossary.htm) , which ought to help demystify some of the terms you may come across while reading fanfiction in various fandoms. ---
**Author:** ![LauraLittlePony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LauraLittlePony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LauraLittlePony)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/26 "2003-07-31T20:29:01Z")
I came across Full House slash once. Jesse, Joey, AND Danny. Two of them are related, for heaven’s sake! Well, by marriage. Right? Oh well, I don’t care, it’s still depraved. (I also came across a spank-fetish Full House fic where Danny has to spank a neighbor girl. It was one of the longer, more tedious things I have read; it went on for ages. But you know how it is with fanfic, you can’t look away.) I also once came across Fox Trot slash. Jason and Marcus. Come ON, people!! Who comes across a comic strip, especially a comic strip with such weird, misshapen, one-dimensional characters as Fox Trot, and goes, “Oooh! Kinky sexy action! I must take this into my own hands!” Neither of them appeared to be a joke, btw. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/27 "2003-07-31T22:39:02Z")
I hate to say some of the things I was thinking gen might mean before I figured it out. Thanks so much for the site though, that’s going to be extremely helpful and keep me from sticking my foot in my mouth even further. In the interests of full disclosure (like you asked, but hey) I react as above to FoxTrot slash… but I’m planning out a Pokemon het PWP (porn without plot) in my head and who the hell does that? (OK, it doesn’t involve those kids who are the main characters, but… I’m as guilty as anybody) ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/28 "2003-07-31T22:42:06Z")
I have NO idea why I just posted that. I have clearly not had enough sleep. Forgive me, I’m shutting up now. ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/29 "2003-07-31T23:32:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nichol\_storm \* > \*\* _I can slaughter orcs with toothpicks, but I need your cock to make me whole!_ > \*\* I think that may well be the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life. And someone meant it seriously. ---
**Author:** ![LauraLittlePony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LauraLittlePony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LauraLittlePony)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/30 "2003-07-31T23:44:26Z")
Pokemon? WITH Pokemon? Because then I would have to smite you. But since a good and respected friend of mine is longing to have a threesome with Team Rocket, I will spare you if they are involved. Hm. Would Pokemon porn with Pokemon be beastiality? ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/31 "2003-08-01T00:42:50Z")
I wasn’t going to post again (heck I was expecting my name in the Pit) but I just have to answer. > [@](#): > > Pokemon? WITH Pokemon? Because then I would have to smite you. Believe me you don’t have to smite me. I don’t know if that would constitute bestiality or not but I do not wish to think about it for too long, personally. > [@](#): > > But since a good and respected friend of mine is longing to have a threesome with Team Rocket, I will spare you if they are involved. Your friend has exquisite taste. I have many fanfics about Team Rocket but they are all PG-13 or below. The actual fic-in-contemplation mentioned in my above post is actually about Koga and (grown-up) Sabrina. I cast myself on your mercy. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/32 "2003-08-01T02:12:15Z")
How about Christopher Robin exploring his sexuality with Winnie the Pooh and the gang? Or (good God I’m a sicko…) Peter Pansey Gets Fisted by Captain Hooker. And then Hooker sails off to join the Semen’s Flotilla: “Long John” Silver, Whore-ratio Horneyblower, the Rear Admiral & Cabin Boy, Poopdeck Pappy, and Moby Dick the Sperm Whale. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/33 "2003-08-01T02:32:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*Bush/Blair \*\* Well, there is Bush/Chirac and Blair/Brown. They’re both parodies, though. And neither is smut. Nastiest I can think of? Joyce/Buffy would be pretty icky. Gah, I feel dirty just having written that. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/34 "2003-08-01T03:08:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > \*\*Nastiest I can think of? Joyce/Buffy would be pretty icky. Gah, I feel dirty just having written that. \*\* Then I guess it wouldn’t be helping you if I told you that I didn’t make that pairing up, it actually exists. I know this beacuse A) I am evil, and B) I love reading BtVS fanfic. Which may relate to back to A. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/35 "2003-08-01T03:24:07Z")
Hearing about Prince Caspian/Agent Krycek slash was pretty disturbing. It might make sense(of course, fanfic is always a beacon of sense and truth 😉 ) if they weren’t from two incredibly different universes, not even near the same genres, and in totally different mediums. I’d say that it is the worst, but not that I’d ever imagine it. I’m afraid I’ll say something incredibly outlandish and it’ll turn out true. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/36 "2003-08-01T03:54:12Z")
Kim Jung Il/Charles Taylor. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/37 "2003-08-01T04:06:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nichol\_storm \* > \*\*A terrible LOTR story. _I can slaughter orcs with toothpicks, but I need your cock to make me whole!_ \*\* Oh dear god. :barf: ---
**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/38 "2003-08-01T04:11:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nichol\_storm \* > \*\*[An awful Sailor Moon story. _(“Raye” and “Serena” go to a Tori Amos concert. And uh…discover they’re in love.)_ > \*\* You know, I think I’ve read that. And **Kung Fu Lola** , some guy wrote Buffy/Dawn/Joyce fic, and denies that it’s incest because “incest can’t happen between women”. Yeeeeeeah. Definately a back-away-slowly kind of writer. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/39 "2003-08-01T06:29:14Z")
> [@](#): > > I read a piece once that involved Giles, Principal Snyder, the Mayor, and the lunchlady. I had to scrub out my brain with a Brillo pad. I once saw a Giles/Snyder fic…it was the most bizarre thing I ever read. Until I read a Giles/Ethan Rayne/Aimee The Rat fic by the same author. The worse slash is Dawn/Buffy, Dawn/Buffybot, or Dawn/Buffy/Buffybot. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/40 "2003-08-01T06:50:12Z")
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