# The most horrific slash you can imagine. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054 "2003-07-31T03:22:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/41 "2003-08-01T06:55:33Z")
Zan/Gleek or… Atom/Apache Chief 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/42 "2003-08-01T07:20:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*Faith/Joyce. > > “Oh great, now I have to **wash** my **brain**! Thanks ALOT!” \*\* Aw, that’s not all that bad. The characters aren’t related and Joyce is pretty good looking for a woman her age. Hell, _the show itself_ offered grosser combos: Xander/Mantis Lady, Xander/Desicated Inca Mummy, Xander/Demon Anya, Willow/Cyber Demon, Willow/Furry Oz, Willow/Kennedy. When you start in with the purely hypotheticals, it just gets endlessly disgusting: Buffy/post-graduate Mayor, Riley/Gentleman, or how 'bout something involving the Wig Lady at the Doublemeat Palace? Tara perhaps? Throw in Dawn, that one deserves a threesome. C’mon, Faith/Joyce? That’s practically readable! ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/43 "2003-08-01T07:25:28Z")
Well, along the Buffy/Joyce/Dawn road, you could always jump on the Twisted Sexual Deviancy/Seriously Fucked Up Psychological Issues train for some Lex/Papa Luthor fic! Also, from TeaRoses’ link? Random UPS Delivery guy/Thing from the Addams Family–MOST DISTURBING. HANDJOB. EVER. Thanks for the link, though–I almost choked to death on my drink, laughing at some of the commentary. PS: The [Krycek/Prince Caspian](http://prillalar.com/fic/stories/000156.php) (not graphic but links to NC17 stuff, I hope that’s okay) fic was written by an author infamous for strange pairings. From the same person, we also get Jonathon/Lex, Darth Maul/Krycek, Scully/Dax (yes, from Star Trek), Krycek/Austin Powers (!) and an NC17 Jar Jar fic. Oh, the horror. The strange thing is, this author has talent. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/44 "2003-08-01T09:52:19Z")
Not sure I should bother to point this out but I didn’t give a link… not that I wouldn’t be proud to own up to a link that made Thing a sexual partner, that’s just freaking creative. Oh my, I just remembered who Krycek is… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054/45 "2003-08-01T11:29:51Z")
“Hellfire,” groaned Covenant. “Hellfire and bloody damnation!”. He gritted his teeth as Saltheart Foamfollower slowly… No, I can’t go on. Even Donaldson, in “The Illearth War”, only had High Lord Elena, the Unbeliever’s bastard daughter, coming on to him [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-horrific-slash-you-can-imagine/192054.md?page=2)