# The most racist chick tract I have ever seen **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856 "2000-07-17T16:14:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/21 "2000-07-18T13:04:10Z")
“Its all how you say it. ‘quit Jiiiving me tur-key!’ you got to Sass it!” Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/22 "2000-07-19T00:29:21Z")
the most amuzing chick tracts are the ones in foreign languages. I love those. This is one of my favorite. [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0243/0243\_01.asp](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0243/0243_01.asp) Something about the “Ich habe gelogen” panel always cracks me up. I used to have it as my wallpaper at work. ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/23 "2000-07-19T02:03:56Z")
The tract starts out with Adam & Eve getting dirty with sin. Then forwards in time and all are dirty. Seems to be promoting that all are dirty from original sin. Has Jack Chick gone catholic or something? ---
**Author:** ![nebuli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/0ea827/32.png) [@nebuli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nebuli)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/24 "2000-07-19T02:12:58Z")
Re Soul Story- I know Chick has only a limited number of panels to work with, and so has to compress things a bit…But, did anyone else find it amusing that Leroy made a date with his deceased girlfriend’s sister, _while they were standing over her cadaver on a morgue slab_? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/25 "2000-07-19T02:18:33Z")
> [@](#): > > If Matt sees the stuff on gays I expect him to launch an all out strike, I will get my ass back into the cave before he does. _world-weary sigh_ Hon, homophobic fundamentalists of the Chickish and Phelpsian ilk stopped angering me a _long_ time ago. Now they mildly amuse me. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/26 "2000-07-19T15:36:08Z")
What I want to know about that tract is, where does God get His nightgowns? Just the sort of thing my mother’s been looking for (not to mention the prestige—talk about your bespoke haberdasher’s!). ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/27 "2000-07-20T11:48:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > > **What inbred morons read this shit?** Well, since the Jack Chick’s of the world hate Mormons and disagree with them (heck, they don’t even like CATHOLICS!), I don’t think a Mormon will read that shit, unless it’s for the reasons that I doo. To laugh. To shake my head. To get a little pissed, even. And ultimately, to better know our enemy… * * * Yer pal, Satan _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Three months, one week, four days, 9 hours, 44 minutes and 55 seconds. 4096 cigarettes not smoked, saving $512.03. Life saved: 2 weeks, 5 hours, 20 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/28 "2000-07-20T20:10:36Z")
That was a “moron” not a “Mormon”, big guy. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/29 "2000-07-20T20:38:53Z")
To the Jack Chicks of the world, there isn’t a difference Homer. ---
**Author:** ![BlockHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@BlockHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlockHead)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/30 "2000-07-20T21:01:29Z")
Yeah yeah, I know it’s not a subject that has been posted to recently, but for all of you who think it’s passe to post to older topics then I say this: Close the thing if you think it shouldn’t be posted to anymore. Ok so let me make sure I have this right… If the tracts only showed white people as sinners then it isn’t racist? However if you include other races of people it is racist?? Alrighty then. Maybe he should just use stick people. ---
**Author:** ![Hanofer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Hanofer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanofer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/31 "2000-07-20T21:43:39Z")
How interesting. I have this particular tract (I read 'em for the entertainment value, not Fundie or anything). The copy I have is called ‘One Way’. In it, all the sinners shuffling their way to the fiery pit were mostly white, with a few blacks. Not an Indian in the bunch. Wonder if they reprinted it just for them. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/32 "2000-07-20T21:55:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlockHead \* > > \*\*Yeah yeah, I know it’s not a subject that has been posted to recently, but for all of you who think it’s passe to post to older topics then I say this: Close the thing if you think it shouldn’t be posted to anymore. \*\* Who complained about that? It’s an active thread from what i can tell… > [@](#): > > \*\*Ok so let me make sure I have this right… If the tracts only showed white people as sinners then it isn’t racist? However if you include other races of people it is racist?? \*\* I believe the issue is not with the races used by themselves, but the stereotypes presented for that race. Maybe you did not see them, jive turkey? 😉 * * * Yer pal, Satan _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Three months, one week, four days, 19 hours, 55 minutes and 12 seconds. 4113 cigarettes not smoked, saving $514.15. Life saved: 2 weeks, 6 hours, 45 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/33 "2000-07-21T02:31:03Z")
Also, was the “native” symbols used on the front of the tract, implying; “Turn away from your religion! You are all wrong, wrong, wrong! Native spirituality will never make you happy! You stink from sin! Become a Christian, it’s the only way!” I hate Colonialism. And Evangelism. Leave people to find their own religion for themselves, don’t try to herd them like sheep. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/34 "2000-07-22T01:35:00Z")
The funny thing about Chick Tracts is that when I first found them, I was so sure it had to be a satire, like Landover Baptist…I mean, how can anyone be that idiotic? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856/35 "2000-07-22T01:47:54Z")
Sorry about the double post, it won’t let me edit, for some reason. Anyways, I was just reading the one on Love the Jews, claiming Hitler worked with the Vatican to kill off the Jews. Da’hell? He was excommunicated in the 30s, wasn’t he? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-racist-chick-tract-i-have-ever-seen/25856.md?page=1)