# The Most Sensual of the Salted, Cured Meats

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 22, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165 "2001-05-22T04:27:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165/61 "2001-09-24T21:33:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hello Again \*  
> \*\*_I put ketchup on roast beef sandwiches_. I’m almost ashamed to call myself a New York Jew. \<hides head\> \*\*

Relax. A ketchup coating on the holiday Brisket is one of the most widespread, if not palatable, Jewish-American culinary habits of the late 20th century. My father-in-law swears by it.

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**Author:** ![ShouldBeWorking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@ShouldBeWorking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShouldBeWorking)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165/62 "2001-09-25T02:17:27Z")

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> – Uke, wondering why you re-opened this old thread to ask such a goofball question.

1. I had a relevant question.
2. I didn’t notice the dates.
3. The tone of the thread (not too serious) appeals to me.
4. I’m a bit of a “goofball”. (Your word…)
5. To bug you. (I mean, as a moderator, what else would you be doing? You should be thanking me.)

I could go on, but I think that’s enough for now.

BTW, I still haven’t tasted Pastrami. I’m not sure when I will. I want to save that experience for the right time. You know, when I’m ready…

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**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165/63 "2001-09-25T02:22:37Z")

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Pardon me, I’m too impatient (and now, hungry) to read the whole thread. What is the thread’s title an allusion to? I know I’ve seen this…

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165/64 "2001-09-25T02:56:39Z")

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To the OP

Smithfield Country Ham. Cooked by me. Sliced thin. Served on my hot(homemade by me) biscuits. With/or without light buttering.

[I will accept those who brought up prosciutto, awarding them second place].

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165/65 "2001-09-25T05:03:12Z")

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I’m picturing a threesome with jcg20 and samclem. Don’t mind me. Back to your sandwiches.

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**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165/66 "2001-09-26T10:31:51Z")

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Aha! Just saw the Seinfeld where George is eating sandwiches in bed. I knew it sounded familiar. (Someone had mentioned Seinfeld before, but I couldn’t put my finger on which episode–so many episodes focus on food, after all.)

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165/67 "2001-09-26T15:22:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \*  
> \*\*wondering why you re-opened this old thread to ask such a goofball question. \*\*

I figured he did it to make me adjust my thread-kill record down one. Unless of course, I manage to kill it again with this post.

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**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sensual-of-the-salted-cured-meats/66165/68 "2001-09-26T17:08:07Z")

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Sorry Bumbazine.

Last time this thread was going around, I had to go out to Langers for the Number 1.  
(See item 9 on this page: [http://www.jewishjournal.com/archive/08.04.00/travel.08.04.00.html](http://www.jewishjournal.com/archive/08.04.00/travel.08.04.00.html) )  
The number 1 is hand cut Langers pastrami, on twice baked rye (warm and soft in the middle, with a crunchy crust), with russian dressing and coleslaw.  
Now I have to go to Langers again today, for the Number 1.  
And it’s only 10am, and I’m drooling, and my stomach is growling.

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