# The Most Sexy Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 18, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058 "2003-05-18T15:17:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![eman77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@eman77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eman77)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/1 "2003-05-18T15:17:04Z")

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Last week I came at you with the Most Unsexy names. I have finished that list thanks to you guys. Now I’m on the mission to complete the job. I am now looking for the most sexy names there are. Now when I say sexy I’m talking about the ones that make you sweat upon hearing it. I’m talking Raul, Tyrone, Desiree, Lola, Coco, Whatever. Hooker names will be happily accepted as well. So lets get this show on the road.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/2 "2003-05-18T15:45:30Z")

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My brother, without stating a reason, said that Dorcas and Hortence are the sexiest names for a woman.

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**Author:** ![eman77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@eman77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eman77)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/3 "2003-05-18T15:46:44Z")

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I’ll pass on those.

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**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/4 "2003-05-18T15:51:03Z")

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I get the hots for three-syllable women’s names, like Clarissa, Melissa, Stephanie, Natasha.

And I can’t imagine feeling that ‘Dorcas’ or ‘Hortence’ are sexy-sounding. Maybe your brother figures they have to put out to make up for their awkward, off-putting names? (sorry to all your Dorcases and Hortences out there)

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/5 "2003-05-18T16:07:11Z")

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Angélique?

😃

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/6 "2003-05-18T16:35:57Z")

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dantheman is the sexiest name I can think of. Why, whenever it’s spoken, cheese melts.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/7 "2003-05-18T16:41:44Z")

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I know this is rather bold, but I think my name is sexy.

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**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/8 "2003-05-18T16:50:52Z")

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Ah, **Francesca** (said in a nice, deep, Mediterranean style voice, with a properly rolled ‘R’, of course) is a very sexy name 🙂

That said, and given my proclivities, I’ve always gone weak in the knees for Tyler, Chad, Troy, Stephen, David and Mark. OK - so some of the hottest guys I’ve know have those names, but you get the drift.

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**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/9 "2003-05-18T17:25:03Z")

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When I was a teenager, I knew a guy whose Dad acquired a fast sportscar and a 20-something named Rhonda Lana DeVore.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/10 "2003-05-18T17:47:57Z")

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Sophia  
Elisa  
Katarina  
Vicky  
Miriam  
Jennifer  
Marilyn  
Gail  
Elise

and, of course, **Michael**.

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/11 "2003-05-18T18:13:29Z")

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> Now when I say sexy I’m talking about the ones that make you sweat upon hearing it. I’m talking Raul, Tyrone, Desiree, Lola, Coco

then accordingly, **Lola Coca Cola** is probably the hottest/sexiest female on the planet, right…😉

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/12 "2003-05-18T18:21:05Z")

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Leigh. I can’t explain it, but it does it for me.

I’ve also never met an Emily I didn’t like, but the name is a little too common to be sexy.

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**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/13 "2003-05-18T18:41:44Z")

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I’m going to butcher the spelling, but Geneveve is a way sexy name for a woman. I’ll agree with Melissa, but I may just be conditioned since almost every Melissa I know is gorgeous.

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/14 "2003-05-18T18:44:45Z")

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Aidan  
Ciaran  
Max  
Ryan  
Peter

Cara  
Ciara  
Justine  
Lizzy  
Nadine

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**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/15 "2003-05-18T20:18:03Z")

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God help me … I think my mom’s name is sexy. What does everyone think of Daniela?

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/16 "2003-05-18T21:02:07Z")

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I generally go for polysyllabic names, too. Two or three syllables; Melissa, Marissa, Natalia, Angelique (as mentioned), I guess I also tend to like non-English names, too, mostly. And, one that has special associations for me, that makes it a zinger when it probably wouldn’t be, otherwise, is Linda.

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**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/17 "2003-05-18T21:02:10Z")

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Jemma 😉

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/18 "2003-05-18T22:35:32Z")

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Marcie

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**Author:** ![Seldon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seldon)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/19 "2003-05-18T22:45:12Z")

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I second Nadine. Also, Anastasia, but with the short a in the third syllable. More like “Sasha” than the continent “Asia”.

I’m not a gay girl, but every woman I’ve known with those names made me think about it.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/20 "2003-05-18T22:58:07Z")

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Let’s see…

Nick  
Darren  
Eric  
Paul  
Ryan

and lots more, I’m sure.

F\_X

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