# The Most Sexy Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 18, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058 "2003-05-18T15:17:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![eman77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@eman77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eman77)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/21 "2003-05-19T00:25:50Z")

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You guys know any latin names on par with Raul?

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**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/22 "2003-05-19T00:35:27Z")

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Lydia. And I will say no more.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/23 "2003-05-19T01:26:46Z")

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I’ve never heard the name “Dorcas” pronounced. How do you say it—like “Dorkus”? If so, why would anybody want to be named _that_?

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/24 "2003-05-19T01:38:01Z")

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I happen to like the name \*\*Dorcas \*\* pronounced as Dorkus.

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/25 "2003-05-19T01:55:52Z")

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D’artagnan

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/26 "2003-05-19T02:00:43Z")

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Kristine is the most sexy name I can think of.

Aaron, however, is apparently the most unsexy name there is. . .or at least it hasn’t helped me any.

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**Author:** ![Giovanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71c47a/32.png) [@Giovanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giovanna)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/27 "2003-05-19T02:07:26Z")

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My name is Giovanna, obviously. 🙂

I’ve had a lot of luck with it. _ahem_

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/28 "2003-05-19T02:53:32Z")

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Katerina, and the diminuitive, Katia  
Fiona  
Louise  
Natasha  
Ivory  
Lucy  
Anna  
Ann  
An  
A  
@!  
I’m serious, dude. Wouldn’t you be impressed, meeting somebody named @ ?  
Pleased to meetcha, I’m @ Fillshoe. I’m a gheen flitherer, and business is good. _Business card_

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/29 "2003-05-19T03:12:46Z")

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Ethan (though the one on _Joe Millionaire_ almost ruined this for me)  
Rafael, and nickname Raffi  
Damien  
Dmitri  
Neil, but only if paired with a correspondingly cool last name.  
Strong Bad 🙂  
Ashton

Can’t think of anymore off the top.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/30 "2003-05-19T03:40:50Z")

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Natasha  
Valerie  
Magenta

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/31 "2003-05-19T04:06:16Z")

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**CRIPE!** The second film version of Nabokov’s novel **Lolita** featured a scrumptous hottie named **Dominique** which mattered for naught to this writer, as I placed myself in Mr. Humbert’s position mentally, wishing only for the reinforcement of her supple person.

Dominique is a nice name. 😉

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/32 "2003-05-19T04:25:34Z")

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now if I could only spell my words correctly prior to clicking submit

Egad! Keel haul the meathead, together with his laptop!

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**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/33 "2003-05-19T06:23:04Z")

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Evan  
Blake  
Ethan  
Jeremiah  
Nathan

D’Artagnan is the sexiest literary character’s name I’ve ever come across.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/34 "2003-05-19T06:28:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by AskNott_  
> Katerina, and the diminuitive, KatiaFiona  
> Louise  
> Natasha  
> Ivory  
> Lucy  
> Anna  
> Ann

Gah, you would LOVE me then. An alternate form of my first name is on this list, as well as my second name.

As for names I find sexy:

Girls:  
Laura/Laurie  
Caroline  
Sarah  
Angeline/Angelica/Anjali (hi tiggs!)  
Stephanie  
Anything French, Spanish, Italian, Slavic, Russian, etc.

Guys:  
Alexander  
Andre  
John (and its variants like Hans)  
Any Irish name  
Lars  
Steven/Stephen/Stephan  
Anthony/Tony/Antonio

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/35 "2003-05-19T06:53:31Z")

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Nina, Sonia, Jenny, Miriam, Rachel. Among others.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/36 "2003-05-19T07:59:22Z")

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Yuri.

Chastity, for the same reason that the minister’s kids were always the wildest partiers.

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/37 "2003-05-19T09:58:49Z")

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Annika, Zara…

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/38 "2003-05-19T10:26:55Z")

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Maria, Sonia, Daphne, Barbara, Janet, and Helena

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/39 "2003-05-19T12:40:00Z")

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After a lot of careful contemplations and soul-searching, I think I just have to agree with **dantheman**.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/40 "2003-05-19T12:53:44Z")

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I would love to introduce myslef as “Maximus”.

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