# The Most Sexy Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 18, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058 "2003-05-18T15:17:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rapunzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Rapunzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapunzel)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/41 "2003-05-19T13:00:11Z")

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Peter. Andrew. Not John though.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/42 "2003-05-19T13:34:43Z")

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Heinlein once stated that a name ending in “a” (Angelica was the given example) always connoted “at least a C cup”.

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/43 "2003-05-20T00:34:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BrotherCadfael \*  
> \*\*Heinlein once stated that a name ending in “a” (Angelica was the given example) always connoted “at least a C cup”. \*\*

_looks down_ It’s not working :(.

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**Author:** ![Zunite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/51bf81/32.png) [@Zunite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zunite)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/44 "2003-05-20T01:33:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \*  
> \*\*_looks down_ It’s not working :(. \*\*

I second that one. But Heinlein is kewl.

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**Author:** ![Zunite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/51bf81/32.png) [@Zunite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zunite)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/45 "2003-05-20T01:38:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \*  
> \*\*_looks down_ It’s not working :(. \*\*

I second that one. But Heinlein is kewl.

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/46 "2003-05-20T19:43:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zunite \*  
> \*\*I second that one. But Heinlein is kewl. \*\*

You don’t have to actually post it twice when you second someone’s opinion…😉

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Adam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Mr\_Adam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Adam)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/47 "2003-05-20T19:51:20Z")

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Chloe 😉

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/48 "2003-05-20T20:05:56Z")

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> Heinlein once stated that a name ending in “a” (Angelica was the given example) always connoted “at least a C cup”.

Yeah, that’s from _Stranger in a Strange Land_. I have no idea why that line has remained in my memory for a decade or so.  
There are some real good calls in this thread, although for me the name Darren will never connote anything sexy. Ag.  
Monica is also a lovely name, though it may have been ruined - or at least degraded temporarily. I’m a huge fan of Celine, though I loathe the singer with that appellation. What else… I like Serena (might get a little too popular soon if Serena Williams keeps winning)… Julia… Sarafina is NOT for just anyone, but it’s very sonorous. I’m sure I’ll think of more later.

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**Author:** ![CanadianVampyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@CanadianVampyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianVampyr)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/49 "2003-05-20T20:19:27Z")

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I agree with the Demitri **Super Gnat** suggested…yummy

And Drew. Not necessairly Andrew, or Andy, but Drew.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/50 "2003-05-20T20:27:48Z")

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Gaétan, Alessandro, Kevin, François, Eric, Javier, Marc, Jaume, Yves, Mitch, Rajiv, Miguel Ángel.

And the sexiest name of all is of course Tom 🙂

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/51 "2003-05-20T20:41:59Z")

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**Dog Tanian** is more sexy, IMO

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/52 "2003-05-20T21:32:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by eman77 \*  
> \*\* Lola, Coco, Whatever \*\*

Howdy do. 😉

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**Author:** ![angelabaca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@angelabaca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelabaca)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/53 "2003-05-20T22:06:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by eman77 \*  
> **The Most Sexy Names**

**Angela!**

😉

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**Author:** ![angelabaca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@angelabaca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelabaca)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/54 "2003-05-20T22:07:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BrotherCadfael \*  
> \*\*Heinlein once stated that a name ending in “a” (Angelica was the given example) always connoted “at least a C cup”. \*\*

I’m a D-cup! 😉

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**Author:** ![Doc\_Trauma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Doc\_Trauma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doc_Trauma)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/55 "2003-05-20T22:25:53Z")

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Katrina, Alicia (al-ee-see-a), Dragana, Cloe, Miranda, Cassandra, Selena

That’s my short list…

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**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/56 "2003-05-20T22:42:49Z")

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Because I’m biased, I’ll say **Jessica**! Heinlein was right in at least one case – I’m a wee bit over an A-Cup. 😃

I’ve always loved male German names like Erich, Heinrich, Friedrich… (_hmmm, seeing a pattern?_) and the French have some gorgeous feminine names like Isabeau, Marguerite, Angelique.

Of course Shakespeare invented or used all the sexiest names – Miranda, Ophelia, Oberon, Helena, Tamara, Lysander, Cassio, and, of course, Jessica.

.:Nichol:.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/57 "2003-05-21T00:29:34Z")

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Wow, can’t believe I forgot Cassandra. That’s one of my favorite names in general. Jessica is cool. 😉 Long as we’re on Shakespeare, how about Titania? I wouldn’t give it to a real person, but it’s a cool one. And if you don’t like the names Antonio and Sebastian, you best not read Shakespeare, because I think he has about 6 of each. 😛

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**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/58 "2003-05-21T04:21:32Z")

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Well my name ends in an “a” and Heinlien only became right about me in the last three weeks… (Im pregnant)

My name used to be a known one, but not very famous, until a certain actress became popular in the last decade or so. Now people think it’s sexy. I could care less.

Male names… I like white bread, tried and true…

James. ( oh and all variations are ok except Jamie after age 20 same with Jimmy after age 30  
Thomas. (but always call Tom)  
Robert (although the Latin Roberto is way more sexy… or even French Robert said Ro bere)  
Matthew. (Mattieu Mattias…)  
Patrick  
Women’s names I like all seem to be Fillipina, maybe because about 75 % of my co workers are Fillipina

Pastora  
Tranquilina  
Zenaida  
Theresita  
Cresenta  
Yes I guess they all end in “A” too.

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/59 "2003-05-21T06:24:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Francesca \*  
> I know this is rather bold, but I think my name is sexy.

Correct.

As for the Heinlein, I thought that _Stranger in a Strange Land_ was, and I hope my British brothers and/or sisters will correct me if I’ve gotten this wrong, complete pants.

The cup-size business is, obviously, wrong. As is much of Heinlein’s Mars-Venus gender crap.

Sexy names, having nothing to do with friggin’ hippie Martians:  
Mary  
Jessica  
Jennifer (yeah, it’s common, but it’s sexy)  
Sarah

…why yes, I _am_ white, why do you ask?

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-sexy-names/176058/60 "2003-05-21T13:17:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \*  
> \*\*Howdy do. 😉 \*\*

:eek: mmm be still my heart

she’s here, she’s really here and she winked at me  
BTW, I’m fond of Margarita as well 😃

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