# The most TMI/Sacriligious thread ever **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 31, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230 "2003-07-31T22:23:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/1 "2003-07-31T22:23:22Z")
Be completely honest, but has anyone ever actually masturbated and/or had sex in church? I’ll confess, I once had sex in a church builiding. It wasn’t being used at the time, as the congregation had moved somewhere else, but I guess it would still count. SHARE! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/2 "2003-07-31T22:27:09Z")
Dude, you’re going to hell! Okay, well in my head it was funny. Reread it in the Dell guy voice. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/3 "2003-07-31T23:19:28Z")
Nope. You are the Only One. Ever. In the history of the world. What kind of guy **are** you!? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/4 "2003-07-31T23:56:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny Bravo \* > \*\*What kind of guy **are** you!? 😃 \*\* An evil, demented, perverted one. ---
**Author:** ![green\_dragon\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/13edae/32.png) [@green\_dragon\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_dragon_1)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/5 "2003-07-31T23:56:59Z")
I have. It was…uncomfortable. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/6 "2003-08-01T00:13:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xgxlx \* > \*\* It wasn’t being used at the time, as the congregation had moved somewhere else \*\* So, was this a church that had been converted into a Motel 6, and the original architecture left unchanged? You know what I mean; everyone has seen places of business that were once Pizza Huts or Taco Bells. Maybe the same thing happens to churches. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/7 "2003-08-01T00:44:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \* > \*\*So, was this a church that had been converted into a Motel 6, and the original architecture left unchanged? You know what I mean; everyone has seen places of business that were once Pizza Huts or Taco Bells. Maybe the same thing happens to churches. \*\* Nope just an empty building someone we knew had bought, and we happend to have access to the keys. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/8 "2003-08-01T00:55:53Z")
Ya know, I’m not religious - and still find that a little disturbing. Surely there were other empty buildings around? Or perhaps your own home? I’d be surprised if you get any others to admit they’ve done the same thing. But then, one never knows. Please tell us you were younger and less intelligent when you performed this act. I am now 100% convinced there should be a separate thread for TMI stuff… ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/9 "2003-08-01T01:01:45Z")
Of course. It’s an important part of growing up. ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/10 "2003-08-01T01:57:21Z")
Had rockin’ sex on my 23rd birthday in an active church (well, there was no one in it at the time, but it was still in use). Found out later it was also a historic site. Knocked 2 points off that pesky purity test score. 😃 The way I look at it, those pesky Christians have been desecrating our religious sites for centuries; turnabout’s fair play. Plus we cleaned up the place afterwards, and even left a little sprig of mistletoe in the offering plate. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/11 "2003-08-01T03:45:56Z")
I have as well; after reading **bobkitty** ’s post, I WISH mine had been a historical building! Mine was built in the 70’s. Lots of brown brick, but the grooviest stained glass! ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/12 "2003-08-01T06:18:57Z")
I visited a pastor in Ohio for about three weeks; we had tons of sex in his house (which _is_ part of the church, although not the main sanctuary building). Does this count? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/13 "2003-08-01T07:08:14Z")
In a tiny little chapel, New Years Eve, 1999. In fancy dress.\* \*By which I mean that we were both, (entirely coincidentally,) dressed as nuns, not that it was a formal affair. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/14 "2003-08-01T07:27:53Z")
Never done it, but I’d like to see it done at the Vatican. They deserve it, with all their stupid proclamations about gay marriage and such. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/15 "2003-08-01T14:59:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*Never done it, but I’d like to see it done at the Vatican. They deserve it, with all their stupid proclamations about gay marriage and such. 😃 \*\* Dude, forget it. Have you ever been in St. Peters? No way…too many people. Now maybe someplace in the twisting coridors of the museaum, but they have cameras all over the place, and people wandering about the whole time. You have a better chance of fucking in the White House during a tour than doing it in the Vatican. Unless you know someone that can get you in as something other than a tourist. ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/16 "2003-08-01T15:41:30Z")
A friend and I once came up with a list of “Least socially acceptable places/most uncomfortable places to have sex” (It was gym class, we were bored.) On said list were: \*In a church (double points if it’s occupied) \*In the confessional of a catholic church (triple points if it’s occupied) \*On the _bima_ of a synagogue (double points if a service is taking place) \*In a coffin (triple points if it’s during a funeral, quintuple points if it’s an open-casket one or if you do it in the church in the coffin). ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/17 "2003-08-01T17:30:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by appletreats \* > \*\*Of course. It’s an important part of growing up. \*\* Especially for the priest. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/18 "2003-08-01T17:42:14Z")
This is how Opie and Anthony got kicked off the radio! Apparantly, sex in a church while on the air in most major markets is upsetting to some people. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/19 "2003-08-01T18:02:51Z")
I got a handjob at church camp. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230/20 "2003-08-01T18:36:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Especially for the priest. Don’t forget the alter boy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-sacriligious-thread-ever/192230.md?page=2)