# The most TMI thread EVER!!!!! NOT for the kiddies or squeamish, I kid you not

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**Created:** [July 24, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-thread-ever-not-for-the-kiddies-or-squeamish-i-kid-you-not/190644 "2003-07-24T16:20:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Muldoon\_s\_Squishiness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Muldoon\_s\_Squishiness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muldoon_s_Squishiness)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-thread-ever-not-for-the-kiddies-or-squeamish-i-kid-you-not/190644/1 "2003-07-24T16:20:16Z")

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[GAH!!! GAH!!! GAH!!!](http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html)

The mind boggles and recoils into a tiny ball, alternately whimpering and softly sobbing.

I especially love how the story doesn’t mention precisely where the flies were emerging from until the next to last paragraph.

Imagine taking a leak and having one of **those** come out. However, I would imagine that this would make urination painful, no?

So, just try and top that.

Go ahead, I dare you.

I double dare you.

I double dog dare you.😛

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-thread-ever-not-for-the-kiddies-or-squeamish-i-kid-you-not/190644/2 "2003-07-24T16:26:15Z")

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Don’t worry, the spider he swallowed yesterday should take care of things.

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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-thread-ever-not-for-the-kiddies-or-squeamish-i-kid-you-not/190644/3 "2003-07-24T16:27:43Z")

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I think there is already a thread about this…Astro put it up I think.

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-thread-ever-not-for-the-kiddies-or-squeamish-i-kid-you-not/190644/4 "2003-07-24T16:34:13Z")

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I REALLY wish I hadn’t read that. I feel the need to take a VERY long shower…

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-thread-ever-not-for-the-kiddies-or-squeamish-i-kid-you-not/190644/5 "2003-07-24T16:48:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BogieBlanca \*  
> \*\*Imagine taking a leak and having one of **those** come out. \*\*

Wha? A Normal fly…or are we talking a Brundle-Fly the size of Jeff Goldblum…?  
\*Mind you, it’d hurt either way. But wouldn’t You be the talk of the urinals…?

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-thread-ever-not-for-the-kiddies-or-squeamish-i-kid-you-not/190644/6 "2003-07-24T17:01:49Z")

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I keep envisioning flies streaming out sort of like the cheery pits that woman puked out in The Witches of Eastwick.

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**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-tmi-thread-ever-not-for-the-kiddies-or-squeamish-i-kid-you-not/190644/7 "2003-07-24T17:58:05Z")

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Isn’t this old news? I think there was a thread about this about a month ago.  
Or…has it happened AGAIN? Aaah!
