The Most Unique Thread in the Pit!

Please notice, most of our keyboards have the ‘t’ and ‘y’ adjacent.
Now, go to google and look up ‘central cord syndrome’ and go to the part about ‘proprioception.’

Now that you have capitalized on my disability, you are asking me for humility and respect? Well, first of all, you don’t deserve my respect.

Well, maybe you believe I’m lazy, and I can say, yes, I am. I can also say that central cord syndrome makes it very difficult for me to type, so much so that sometimes I just don’t have the energy to proofread. (How about a little reasonable accomodation here?) Then you point out a typographical error and alledge that I can’t spell. Do you still use racial epithets as well?

I already apologised for my stupidity.
Now it’s your turn.
I predict you’ll weasel out of it.

:wally

This looks very much like someone is trying to “should” all over me.

I finally realized where [LHoD](Left Hand of Dorkness) is coming from (poster deliberately ending sentence with a preposition). [LHoD](Left Hand of Dorkness) is a former Catholic Grade-school teacher nun. Nowhere else is the letter of the law so much more significant than the spirit of the law.

None of my errors changed the meaning. Probably everyone was able to read and understand what I was saying – well, actually there were a few slammers who missed it, but it’s likely they did it on purpose.

Couple of points:
[ol]
[li]I have humbly admitted my error in an earlier post in this thread. One or more people who claim to have ‘read the entire thread’ evidently missed that post.[/li][li]I even apologised, but see previous line, some folks just don’t get it.[/li][li]it may not have seemed that way, and I take full responsibility, but the OP was intended to correct what I viewed as an improper phrase becasue it changes the meaning. Since I’ve already spelled this out clearly earlier, I won’t do it again.[/ol][/li]
So, I’m getting tired of these jerks coming out of the woodwork.
I’m tired of self-styled missionaries telling me what I “should” do simply because they see it that way.
I’m tired of people “shoulding” all over me.
I’m appalled that [LHoD](Left Hand of Dorkness) is prying into my personal life! and using my physical disabilities to make fun of me.

So, if anyone else wants to use this thread so they can masturbate and show everyone how big their penis gets, fine, go at it. If you don’t mind, rather, whether or not you mind, I’m not going to watch.

The End

The first step is acceptance.

This goes for both the words and the OP’er.

You, dear, are appallingly stupid. I don’t know whether that’s a disability or not. Allow me to use very small words:

I don’t give a fuck about the words that you do not spell correctly. I don’t give a fuck about your little mistakes in grammar. I don’t give a fuck about your punctuation mistakes. I will not fault you for any of this.

What I WILL fault you for is for:

  1. Writing screeds about other people’s language use.
  2. Writing screeds about other people’s language use when your own is faulty.
  3. Writing screeds that are incorrect about other people’s language use .

Capiche yet?

Yes, you apologized for your stupid OP. However, you then continued to push the point–check out your response above to BJMoose in which you continue to suggest that people who say “almost universal” are lazy.

You back off of other folks’ language use, and I won’t point out your own refusal to proofread your own posts. I don’t give a shit about whether you proofread your own posts. But don’t hold other people to a higher standard than you hold yourself to and expect to get away with it.

The suggestion that I’m picking on you because of your disability is the worst sort of faux-martyrdom. That’s obviously not what I’m doing, and you’re an obnoxious little shit to suggest otherwise.

Daniel

SnakeSpirit, I won’t even bother telling you how inappropriate saying this:

is, considering the thread in which it was posted.

Seriously, you’re rapidly approaching “Nobody Will Ever Take Seriously Posts from Me Again” territory. This thread would have died long ago if you hadn’t come back and kept up your act. It might have died two days ago if you hadn’t decided to go after Left Hand of Dorkness* again. The only one “coming out of the woodwork” is you. Repeatedly.

*Speaking of whom, you aren’t fooling anybody with your “he’s prying into my personal life.” You fucked up, treated everybody who disagreed with you like shit, and haven’t backtracked. LHoD is calling you on it- on that, and nothing more. You can say “I have humbly admitted my error,” but that doesn’t make it so. What you did was say, “I was sort of wrong, but you’re all assholes, and anyway what I really meant was true, so fuck the rest of you.”

Check out Snakespirits post in “comments on Cecils columns section.”

Is that a total slap in the face to almost every poster? I think so! I didn’t even know who snakespirit was till I saw that post.

So my first impression of Snakespirit: “Cecil is great, but, man, there’s a bunch of stupid people in the message boards.”

But before I reply, I think, hmmm, I wonder why Snakespirit thinks that people on the message boards are almost universally stupid? I do a quick search on snakespirit and I found this thread. Then I thought, man, what a low down, dirty, back stabbing slam to board members. Snakespirity loses a pit battle, (haven’t we all), and then takes it out on board members outside of the pit.

Man, what a loser.

If Dogbert was replying to the Comments Post linked above I’m sure it’d look something like…

Dear Skank,

You’d be surprised at the quality of contributions you have made to the SDMB. I’m thinking of a way you can help improve the quality of the boards, but I’m to polite to say it.

-Dogbert

Dear Skank,

Dogbert told me to tell you to shut up.

-Ratbert

Apparently, the ones pitting you have never had the moxie (or unfortunate opportunity)[I’m sure the language police will enjoy that one!!] to deal with US courts!

I read the link - - and in relationship to US courts - understood your “almost universally” reference - and didn’t think but 1.5 times about it!!!

Of course, I live “Way South of Heaven” over here in (privately owned) corporate America! :smiley:

Although I have replied to this thread already, I have become too bored of this argument to continue reading . . . . that said, I do not have a problem with this post . . . I merely got this far before opting out - -

I originally did not intend to post to this thread, but since it has been revived, I figure I should make a point that none of the posters above seemed to grasp, or at least bother to make themselves (it was suggested in the usage note given by Merriam-Webster, which was cited by KidCharlemagne, but it was a bit vague):

There are indeed such things as “absolute” adjectives, but they are not words like perpendicular or exact or even universal. They cannot be used with less, more, least, or most, though they can be used with almost (the relevance of which word to the matter I must assume to be a complete contrivance by the OP). For a word to be absolute it must contain some implication of quantity.

The first two definitions for “unique” given by M-W are

Both of these synonyms are examples of absolutes. It is not only incorrect from a prescriptivist view, but also from that of common sense, to say “more sole” or “more unequaled,” because these adjectives already express the degree to which they are true: sole containing the number one, and unequaled containing the number zero. To use the modifiers “less” or “more” with them would be as illogical as saying “less two” or “more three.”

When unique is used in these senses, the case is the same. As we all know, however, unique is very seldom used in these senses today, although I have encountered a few instances of it in literature from roughly a century ago. Used in the modern sense, unique is not an absolute.

I said that universal is not an absolute because, even though it does seem imply a fairly strict idea, its usage has come to imply a more general one, and hence “more universal” is capable of having a distinct meaning, unlike “more sole.” Ultimately usage, and therefore common sense, must dictate what is correct and what is not.

So, what does that have to do with the thread? The OP says you can’t use almost with universal or unique. People argue that you can. At least three of the first ten or so responses to the OP grant that you can’t use more or less with such adjectives, but almost is different.

Where did you get the idea that most of us can’t grasp that point?

And by that point, I mean the point you raised. Which I really didn’t make clear at all. What I mean is, based on this thread alone, I don’t see why you felt that the rest of us couldn’t grasp the “No saying more unequaled” rule.

Then again, you did say “or at least bother to make themselves,” so perhaps the wise course of action would be for me to shut up, and for you to ignore me.

Most of the posters seemed to be arguing against the notion of an absolute as asserted by the OP, and they did so correctly, but I was pointing out, as none of them did, that there are indeed words that are absolute, and what makes them such. When Early Out, Gorsnak, et al. said

and similar things, they were wrong: a thing can be more or less unique or universal than another. Hence a correct definition and correct examples of absolutes were still needed.

Oh. OK. Looks like you were right, then. I did not know that.

Told you you should have ignored me.