# The most vile, disgusting commercial EVER **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 22, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746 "2012-05-22T19:24:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/61 "2012-05-31T11:40:58Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Ok, but do you think an actual hemorrhoid would _ever_ be shown on a hemorrhoid commercial? Much less graphic, up-close shots of a hemorrhoid? I doubt it. Not yet but I can imagine it happening some day. “This is your roid. This is your roid on Preparation H. Any questions?” ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/62 "2012-05-31T13:04:16Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Not yet but I can imagine it happening some day. “This is your roid. This is your roid on Preparation H. Any questions?” That could be expected to lead to roid rage amongst viewers, yes? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/63 "2012-05-31T13:39:33Z")
My vote is any commercial featuring vaginal products when I’m trying to eat…a meal… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/64 "2012-06-02T05:02:56Z")
You guys are a bunch of pansies. And defeatist, too. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/65 "2012-06-02T05:54:53Z")
> [@Makeitstop](#): > > Sorry, the latest anti-smoking ads take the cake. You know, the ones that describe what it’s like to live with a hole in your throat. They’ll scare the ever-loving hell out of some smokers, so they’re effective. Yes, far more disturbing that this. I wouldn’t be astonished to learn they don’t stop a single person from smoking, at least not long term. Smokers really do understand that smoking has serious potential consequences. Go to the smoking area of a hospital and you’ll find nurses and a few doctors who see the effects of it every single day lighting up. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/66 "2012-06-02T06:09:00Z")
> [@Makeitstop](#): > > Sorry, the latest anti-smoking ads take the cake. You know, the ones that describe what it’s like to live with a hole in your throat. They’ll scare the ever-loving hell out of some smokers, so they’re effective. Yes, far more disturbing that this. Interesting username/post combo. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/67 "2012-06-02T06:36:36Z")
If you watch any really LATE night TV, you can catch some doozies. There’s a commercial for COLON CLEANSE. And when the voice over delivers the pitch, you get a diagram of the human digestive system. I’m YELLING at the TV: “You better not show any more than THAT!” The TV must have heard me. I like my sister’s philosophy about colon cleaning products: she says she leaves cleaning the colon up to that part of her body to handle on its own. Amen. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/68 "2012-06-02T13:17:40Z")
I’ve seen print ads for some expensive pet food showing tastefully rendered drawings of how small your dog or cat’s poop will be if you feed them that food. Thankfully they can’t yet show actual poop on TV. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/69 "2012-06-02T15:38:27Z")
> [@The\_Controvert](#): > > Following the naming convention for Pedi-spin and Pedi-egg, we should call emery boards “Pedi-files”. I got a custom one of those from my Alma Mater with the school logo on it. Penn State rules! ---
**Author:** ![DonLogan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@DonLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DonLogan)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/70 "2012-06-02T21:07:51Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > In those videos, it looks like they let white glue dry on the models’ feet and that’s what was coming off in huge single-piece swaths. Bingo. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/71 "2012-06-02T21:46:20Z")
> [@awldune](#): > > Surprised no one has posted this: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPi2ydcu4N0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPi2ydcu4N0) > > Cuchini, the “camel toe” solution! :dubious: Whoa! When those two “inventors” get hit with the class-action suit from the women who developed yeas infections from using that thing, they’ll sing a different tune. (different from “I’m Picking Out a Thermos for You”) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/72 "2012-06-03T09:08:26Z")
“Don’t you just **love** beautiful feet?” “Isn’t this **funny**? Here we are at a cocktail party talking about feminine hygiene products!” “Now I don’t have to worry about vaginal odor any more!” “Sanitary napkins for those … **heavy** days!” **Any** commercial that starts with a cold close-up of Sarah Jessica Parker. \*\*YECCCHHHHHH!!! \*\* :smack: The commercial for the electrical muscle-stimulator, where the guy sitting in the chair watching TV looks like he’s jerking off to porn as his arm twitches. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/73 "2012-06-04T07:14:36Z")
Okay, okay, I think I can trump all previous posts, including my own. Those revolting, disgusting, horrible, absolutely CREEPY Febreze commercials where the blindfolded people are taken into SLUMS and they smell the pillows and rub the furniture… AHHHHHH!! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2012, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/74 "2012-06-04T07:38:05Z")
“The pain … the **itch** … of hemorrhoids!” “Painful rectal itch!” “The heartbreak of psoriasis!” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2012, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746/75 "2012-06-04T08:14:56Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > I’ll see your lanacane and gout commercials and raise you the toenail fungus one with the toenail that lifts entirely from the toe like it’s hinged. _[shudder](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI9J7MoBZbY)_ Yes, aughaughaugh…that damned thing is horrible. ;\_; [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-vile-disgusting-commercial-ever/622746.md?page=3)