# The Movie Quote Thread (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678 "2001-06-21T19:55:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/1 "2001-06-21T19:55:16Z")
Here’s the idea: Every subsequent post in this thread will be a quote from a movie. Quotes can be partially altered in order to keep the thread as coherent as possible. Let’s not have a failure to communicate here. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/2 "2001-06-21T21:29:37Z")
Are you talkin’ to _me?_ ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/3 "2001-06-21T21:45:44Z")
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/4 "2001-06-21T21:48:35Z")
Heh. You shoot me in a _dream_, you better wake up and apologize. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/5 "2001-06-21T21:50:25Z")
It’s not me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/6 "2001-06-21T21:54:24Z")
Major Strasser has been shot? Round up the usual suspects. ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/7 "2001-06-21T22:02:00Z")
Number 1, step forward. ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/8 "2001-06-21T22:12:23Z")
number 2, activate the time machine! ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/9 "2001-06-21T22:27:36Z")
If you had a Mohawk you could come in. Tonight’s Mohawk Night. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/10 "2001-06-21T22:32:39Z")
Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/11 "2001-06-21T22:56:28Z")
And now for something completely different: ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/12 "2001-06-21T23:06:08Z")
You met me at a very strange time in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/13 "2001-06-21T23:06:31Z")
Why, that’s a horse of a different color! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/14 "2001-06-21T23:23:06Z")
We are both in barrels. That is the extent of my knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/15 "2001-06-21T23:41:29Z")
What would Brian Boitano do / If he was here right now / He’d make a plan and he’d follow through / That’s what Brian Boitano would do. ---
**Author:** ![Riqay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Riqay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riqay)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/16 "2001-06-21T23:55:36Z")
We’re on a mission from God. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/17 "2001-06-22T00:07:25Z")
Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery? ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/18 "2001-06-22T00:30:17Z")
NI ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/19 "2001-06-22T02:37:24Z")
Damn! We’re in a tight spot! ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/20 "2001-06-22T03:02:04Z")
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