# The Movie Quote Thread (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678 "2001-06-21T19:55:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/241 "2001-07-03T04:33:24Z")
Yes, that’s right: that man has no dick. ---
**Author:** ![Deacons\_Trucked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Deacons\_Trucked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deacons_Trucked)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/242 "2001-07-03T04:38:45Z")
I’m very sorry! I’ll buy you a car!! ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/243 "2001-07-03T04:42:26Z")
Sweeeet:D ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/244 "2001-07-03T05:15:29Z")
Greetings professor Falken. Shall we play a game? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/245 "2001-07-03T05:31:16Z")
It’s not important how many people I’ve killed, it’s important how I get along with people who are still alive. ---
**Author:** ![DocDaneeka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c68b51/32.png) [@DocDaneeka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocDaneeka)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/246 "2001-07-03T08:00:59Z")
He’s only _mostly_ dead. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/247 "2001-07-03T11:14:36Z")
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don’t take it out and use it, it’s going to rust. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/248 "2001-07-03T14:10:29Z")
I am not left-handed. * * * “Danger’s my middle name.” “Mine’s Cornelius. You tell anybody and I’ll kill you.” “Ever watch Soul Train?” “Shut the fuck up.” ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/249 "2001-07-03T17:12:40Z")
I am not an animal!! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/250 "2001-07-03T18:54:02Z")
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! _ **and…** _ I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/251 "2001-07-03T18:54:48Z")
“Uh-oh” “What?” “Nothing” “Is there a waterfall?” “Yes” “Sharp rocks at the bottom?” “Most likely” “Bring it on.” ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/252 "2001-07-03T19:16:03Z")
You think you can take me? Go ahead on, it’s your move. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/253 "2001-07-03T19:49:58Z")
The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/254 "2001-07-03T20:22:44Z")
[ul][li]You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?[/li][li]I don’t know… play chess… screw…[/li]Let’s play chess![/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/255 "2001-07-03T22:52:53Z")
The Lord loves a workin’ man. Don’t trust Whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it. ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/256 "2001-07-04T04:39:24Z")
My name is Cornholio and I want tp for my bung hole! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/257 "2001-07-04T04:44:46Z")
Hehhh you said bung hole. ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/258 "2001-07-04T05:16:25Z")
Shut-up butt munch! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/259 "2001-07-04T05:36:26Z")
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You’re a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka You’re an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You’re a boner biting bastard uncle fucka You’re an uncle fucka I must say Well you fucked your uncle yesterday Uncle fucka… thats U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight… …Suck my balls! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/260 "2001-07-04T05:48:56Z")
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