# The Movie Quote Thread (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678 "2001-06-21T19:55:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/261 "2001-07-04T07:43:55Z")
Houston, we have a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/262 "2001-07-04T07:48:07Z")
Is there a problem, Officer? ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/263 "2001-07-04T12:13:03Z")
You see these hands? I hold the power of life and death in these hands. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/264 "2001-07-04T12:17:08Z")
I love these hands. Some nights, I thought they would rip my back apart! ---
**Author:** ![NINJA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@NINJA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NINJA)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/265 "2001-07-04T14:25:56Z")
“I ask for nothing” “And you shall receive it. In aBUNdance!” ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/266 "2001-07-04T15:37:58Z")
“You get nothing! You Lose! Good day, Sir!” ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/267 "2001-07-04T16:57:36Z")
I want a hotdog, I want a cola… _You’ll get nothing and like it!_ ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/268 "2001-07-04T17:22:39Z")
So I says, Lama, how about a little something, y’know, for the effort, and he says to me “On your deathbed, you will receive total enlightenment” So I got that going for me, which is nice. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/269 "2001-07-04T17:30:44Z")
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/270 "2001-07-04T21:12:14Z")
Have to go to K-Mart, 400 Oak Street…My boxer shorts at K-Mart…K-Mart…Boxer shorts. K-Mart. ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/271 "2001-07-04T23:38:49Z")
Shop smart,shop S-Mart! ---
**Author:** ![Mobius74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@Mobius74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mobius74)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/272 "2001-07-05T00:43:38Z")
“Great nyborg, man!” ---
**Author:** ![Deacons\_Trucked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Deacons\_Trucked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deacons_Trucked)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/273 "2001-07-05T03:30:01Z")
We accidently replaced your heart with a baked potato…you have about three seconds to live. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/274 "2001-07-05T03:35:10Z")
“You know what’s gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.” ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/275 "2001-07-05T04:14:51Z")
My sister was once bitten by a yak… [sub]or was it a llama?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/276 "2001-07-05T05:45:50Z")
DEMON LLAMA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/277 "2001-07-05T12:48:10Z")
(And just because I saw it last night) I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!! (I love that movie…) ---
**Author:** ![Mobius74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@Mobius74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mobius74)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/278 "2001-07-05T23:46:14Z")
“Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.” ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/279 "2001-07-06T05:28:34Z")
[Butthead]Huh,huh,heh,you said berries,huh,huh,heh,huh[/Butthead] ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-movie-quote-thread-a-game/69678/280 "2001-07-06T13:13:42Z")
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